Shit Brained

Getting so Drunk that you forget most of what you did the last time you got drunk, and had shit for brains. hence Shit Brained"

"boy i got shit brained, i didnt know what the hell i was doing, i think i had sex with a postbox"

by the Real B-Man April 11, 2010

Shit Cannon

While trying to poop, pushing and straining. The turd gives way and litteraly fires into the bowl and lets loose the "dammed" crap that was pressurizing the "cannon ball" and splashing the bowl water all onto the butthole.

Sorry about this morning babe, I didn't realize i had a shit cannon building up.

"...and once that cork let loose, (flatulant sounds)! Shitjust kept coming! Like I broke the shit dam and shit went all over the seat! It was sick!"
"why are you telling me about your Shit Cannon during our lunch break?"
"'cause the soup your eating looks like what I left for the Mrs. to clean up.".

by Li Spatch June 12, 2010

Shit Limp

A limp you develop while running to the toilet busting to do a dump

Oh man I had a "shit limp" while I was walking to the toilet last night

by RawtenDeek October 26, 2010

Jockey Shit

Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.

Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'

Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'

by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011

shredded shit

When your turds look like shredded wheat coming out. Usually when you eat lots of fiber.

Wow, I just took a nice shredded shit! I swear that the All Bran is cleaning me out!

by LonePooper February 6, 2018

fuck your shit up

(v) Refers to inflicting damage or violence; can be done by ruining a business, venture, stealing one's girlfriend, or in any upsetting or ruining one's life.

"Yeah, you enjoy that fuckin' donut. I'm about to fuck your shit up."

by Lambnesio September 16, 2008

seen some shit

When something or someone has "seen some shit", it vaguely means that something or someone might have gone through trouble in the past, in which said experience could result in wisdom.

I got my bike used. It was cheap but it's probably seen some shit.

by Space Wrangler April 10, 2017