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sexy hamburgler 

the sexy hamburgler is what happens when god deems that the second coming must come and the bringer shall be the most glorious bastard of all. looking like an inkling mixed with an aidan if you read this you are cursed and need to type sexy hamburgler in one of your friend's web browsers (he prefers safari, cause it sucks.)
Thanos: Oh god, the sexy hamburgler is here.
Shaggy: We will most surely perish.
Matt: Goodbye, my brothers. May we meet again in the next life.
sexy hamburgler by Sir Kibble September 12, 2019

sexy simp 

the person reading this
no actually, you’re a sexy simp
sexy simp by ny🌚 May 20, 2020

Sexy Porny Star 

A term used by V (Kim Taehyung) from BTS. Means to be a saxophonist but instead, ARMY uses "sexy porny star" as V once accidentally said in an interview that if he were not in BTS he would be a "sexy porny star" instead of a saxophonist.
Jimin: "what would you do if you were not a member of BTS?"
V: "I think, I would be a sexy porny star"
BTS and ARMY: *dies of laughter*
Sexy Porny Star by nadya8 November 14, 2020

Sexy Scarlett 

Sexy Scarlett is obviously sexy and is very attractive all the boys want her she has a very nice personality and a very stunning body
Tim (Who’s that)

Riley (That’s sexy Scarlett 🤤)
Sexy Scarlett by LIL XZZ January 20, 2021

Sexy asian 

Sexy asian can crush you with his thighs like a hydraulic press, even tho he is asian his dick is ginormous he may only be 25% asian but he don’t act like it he can be very retarded but is actually smart probably the asian in him, he is also a fucking unit aka as a marksman in the pussy department he has many nicknames like Korean Jesus how amazing sexy asian can even suck his own dick how spectacular, he is pretty athletic at times he will beat your ass and leaving you left like tatties,he even has the odasic balls/cock to call every girl shawty what a fucking goat!!!!
Sexy asian just a fucking legend
Sexy asian by !!!Korean Jesus!!! April 21, 2022

Sexy Spiderman  

1.) When having intercourse with someone, suddenly pull your dick out, cum in your hand, and slap your partner in the face with your Jizzed up hand.

2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.
1.) Dude, I totally gave your mom a Sexy Spiderman last night, she was pissed.

2.) Dave tried to give me a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.
Sexy Spiderman by Nato22 November 26, 2007