second life

A virtual world where it's so much more fun to be a griefer by loading up on bombs, guns, nukes, and other weapons to go around shooting people, blowing up events, and pissing people off than it is to actually waste your time & money in an otherwise pointless nerd role-playing exercise.

Those losers in Second Life just hate it when I walk into their precious little "virtual party" and just start lobbing grenades all over the place.

by Dr. Ken Noisewater December 30, 2006

second base

In physical encounters between a female and a male (and possibly
between same sexes), Second base is the heavily debated term
used to loosely describe the touching and "feeling up" of ones
partner. It may include some manual (this means with HANDS)
stimulation of breasts, clit, penis, anus, etc. The latter parts are often
Refered to as "third base", but technically speaking, third base is
Manual or oral stimulation that results in a CLIMAX.

Oral is never considered part of second base. Second base does not mandate
whether either person be clothed or naked. Third base would usually
require a minimum removal of a portion of clothing, as would
Home, obviously.

John: "I stayed at Janette's house last night. She let me get to third!"
Me: "Happy balls, then! Did you bust in her mouth?"
John: "No! She just rubbed my dick and she wouldn't go any further!"
Me: "Hahahaa! You only got to second base, dumbass! BURN!!!"

by wiseguycracking July 21, 2009

Second Hand Penis

Just like Second hand smoke, you may be in danger of second hand penis. The act of toching ones shaft, penis, or balls and then shaking hands or touching another person, thus transfering your touch unto them.

Matt goes to the bathroom and fires one off. He then goes to class and shakes hands with Adam. Adam is now a victim of Second Hand Penis, and may now be considered 1/3 gay.

by Captain Tanker February 1, 2008

2 second rule

Used in restaurant kitchens in terms of food dropped on the floor, if it is ownly on the floor for a loose "2 SC" it's still ok to serve to the guest.

"Holy shit, did you see me drop that steak?"
"Your good, ya got it within the 2 second rule."

by chef t July 31, 2006

second base

the bases:
1st- making out, snogging, french kissing
2nd- fingering/handjob
3rd- licking out/blow job
4th- full sex

(Mum overhears John talking about the day before)
John: Blah blah blah second base blah
Friend: hahahahaha (laughs for no reason)
Mum(interrupting): is that good, dear?

by Semigoth_anarchist September 18, 2005

mario second

2/5 of a second-the amount of time it takes for one second on Super Mario Bros. to deplete.

Have you ever run the 100 meter in under 30 mario seconds?

by Mario November 8, 2004

second gen

1. A joint that is rolled of second generation weed, which is weed from the roach, or a butt of a joint or blunt.
2. Weed from roaches

1. "Shit, I'm out of green. Guess it's time to roll some second gen."
2. "So there I was, on the crapper with six roaches' worth of second gen on the cover of the Mac Addict in my lap, when grandma busts in the door, and I says, 'Granny, don't!'"

by Insecure Sober January 14, 2006