<.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

Sebastian

Sebastian Is A Retarded Piece Of Shit Who Likes To Make Your Mom Jokes That Are Not Funny At All

Sebastian:Your Mom Has A Hairy Dick And I Know Because I Stuck It Up My Ass

Me:You Are Really A Gay Mother Fucker Aren’t You

by JakePaulsSmallDick December 12, 2021

Sebastian Presber

Is a blue eyed dutch guy with blond hair. He's very childish. He poops a lot, so much that he's jeans get destroyed. He's also known as Travis Biscotte. His favourite song Freeze Bruel by Freeze Korleone.

1 : Oh do you see that childish guy !
1 : It's probably a Sebastian Presber
2 : This guy farts everytime it's annoying
2 : It's surely a Sebastian Presber
3 : It's stinking
3: Sebastian Presber has been there

by TheBigPOPOman November 24, 2021

sebastian

sebastian is someone that i hold dearly to me. hes extremely annoying but someone that'll still have a magnetic pull on you no matter what. Sebastian is someone that youve known since you were in 7th grade and is beyond the meaning of irreplaceable. Sebastian is someone that i cant wait to spend the rest of my life with, sebastian is the definition of my very first love. my first and last <3
je t'aime -ℒ.ℳ. ❦

wow hes such a sebastian

by winver August 15, 2022

Sebastian

A piece of shit. He likes to pretend he's cool but in reality, he sucks up to teachers and can't stay out past 8. Likes to pretend he doesn't study for tests and thinks people calling him smart is bullying. Also, you aren't mysterious, you have a very obvious pizza face.

"Wait, who was that bean-pole pimple-covered ass that walked past us?"
"Ew. It was Sebastian."

by R771592 July 9, 2021

Sebastian Pineda

A nickname for gangstas from the 303

Yo, that guy is definitely Sebastian Pineda.
He is gangsta as fuck

by The79 May 8, 2023

Sebastian

Always has a hard fit

Person 1: “Did you see Sebastian the other day?”
Person 2: “No, was his fit hard?”
Person 1: “No”
Person 2: “Then it wasn’t him”

by LeCap March 21, 2024