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Salmoned 

The art of giving someone the surprise feeling of a salmon swimming upstream rapidly between your legs.
Sneak up behind a person while they are standing up directly facing away from you and make sure they don;t know you are there. Take one hand, make it flat like a karate chop, and rapidly move your hand back and forth between the person's legs just above their knees. This provides a surprising sensation of what it would feel like to have a salmon trying to swim upstream between your legs. When the victim turns around surprised and doesn't know how to respond to such an odd thing; you say "You got salmoned!"
Salmoned by Jason Tiemeier February 22, 2008

Saloon Door 

A 'saloon door' is a term used for a bisexual person.
That girl/guy's a saloon door - she/he swings both ways.
Saloon Door by blue parrot May 3, 2010
The act of consistently withdrawing from planned events with reasons that are last minute excuses.
Sally was a huge salman when she decided to cancel going to her best friends graduation party due to being “sick.”
Salman by Pandalover159 June 21, 2019

Fort Salonga, NY 

Fort Salonga is a quite town located near the Long Island Sound. The town is very wooded and they are numerous secluded homes. the houses range from middle class to the rich. It is a predominately a white town. There is basically nothing to do here except go to Callahan's beach or to one of the private beaches located on the Long island Sound. The High School is located in Kings Park. All the rich kids that attend Kings Park High School are from Fort Salonga.
Fort Salonga, NY by summer22 June 16, 2009

salmonella 

The outcome after fishing for salmon with nilla wafers.
Man 1:I don't feel right.
Man 2:why?
Man 1:I got the salmonella.
salmonella by Albal44 March 4, 2009

Salmoned 

An internet phenomena where a computer links two people over IM - and gives each user false

It's similar to a three way call using AIM. Imagine someone mutes his own phone and then calls you. Then he calls someone else. Now you're talking to a stranger. Your phone rang and so did theirs. You think he called you and vice versa. Neither of you realize there's a third person instigating all this. This is basically the same thing, but with AIM.
AllSeeingSalmon: who are you?
Me: So you realize we're being salmoned right. And your s/n is showing up as AllSeeingSalmon.
AllSeeingSalmon: no??
AllSeeingSalmon: wtf are you talking about?!
AllSeeingSalmon: no this is Jim
AllSeeingSalmon: I already told you that!
Salmoned by kss4777 August 5, 2008