Rule 2

You DO NOT talk about fight club.

Person 1: What happened to your face?

Person 2: Can't talk about it.

Person 1: Rule 2?

Person 2:....

by The real Tyler Durden July 1, 2010

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Rule 34

If it exists, there is porn of it.

The exception to rule 34 is the citation of rule 34.

"I invoke Rule 34 on lunch...oh, my god, is that actually a Mountain Dew can fucking a sandwich?"

by poastingfromkitchen December 29, 2007

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Rule 9001

If it is OVER 9000 then it is AMAZING be default. (no exceptions)

p1: OMG ITS OVER 9000!!!1!!1
p2: OMG!!!!!1!1!(head explodes)
p1: yep thares Rule 9001 for ya...
(head explodes)

by zode p. tolsen October 18, 2008

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Referring to road head, this is usually used in a sentence when someone is talking about a car ride with a girl. The rule of the road is when and if you give a girl a ride somewhere in your car and she gives you no money or gift, she must follow the rule of the road and give you road head.

guy 1: i gave cindy a ride home last night.
guy 2: did she follow the rule of the road?
guy 1: naw, she gave me $10

bill: i gave sarah a ride to wal mart earlier.
jimmy: you use the rule of the road?
bill: yeah, she tried to stop by an ATM to give me cash but i refused and made her sucky sucky

by John Chargualaf December 3, 2006

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Rule 37

If it exists, there's a wiki dedicated to it.

Guy 1: hey man, I can't find that rare weapon in that new game that just released.

Guy 2: check the wiki page.

Guy 1: how do you know that there'll be a wiki for it?

Guy 2: rule 37 man.

by Teh_T_ Machine July 29, 2016

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