Public bathroom roulette

When you have eaten some two week old leftover mexican food and you have to shit so bad you don't have time to clean the seat before sitting down in a public bathroom. You simply pick any open stall and sit, hoping that some teenager didn't piss all over the stall as a 'joke'.

Usually played when you know what you ate, and believe that the consequences of hesitating to check the seat are worse than sitting in whatever could possibly be on the seat.

Can also be played as a dare between friends.

1: Mike: Jeff man why are you two hours late? The game is halfway over!

Jeff: Dude I lost a game of public bathroom roulette in the subway station. Had to go home again to shower. You wouldn't believe the mess I sat down on. At least I didn't shit myself though! My girl was right, I should've thrown out those leftovers!

2: Dude! Did you see the size of that guy who just came out of the bathroom? I bet he left a nasty rooster tail. Hey Brian, I'll give you $20 to play a round of public bathroom roulette right now!

by 123pshyc! July 8, 2018

Squad Roulette

A girl that lets the whole squad smash n bust in her, an she tries to guess who the father is.

Me and my 3 niggas played squad roulette with this thot last week.

by Icy1 September 4, 2018

Morgantown Roulette

(N.) An incestuous game in which participants attempt to have anal sex with family members while blindfolded. They must come as close to orgasm as possible before moving on to the next family member in an attempt to make it through all participants without ejaculating until they have reached the last participant. A non-family member will frequently mediate the movement of people and ensure that all blindfolds are on.

Did you hear? The Johnsons had a big family reunion, and they stayed up late playing Morgantown Roulette with each other. I wonder who won. Yuck.

by Nodrog Seveer October 2, 2018

Mongolian Roulette

A game where guys sit around a poker table and a girl goes under the table and performs oral sex on one guy and they place bets on who is getting it. Winner is the guy who finishes and no one guesses right.

The other night during the poker game we got Amy to play Mongolian Roulette and Bill didn't flinch so he won $100.

by Bighead64 October 6, 2018

Alabama Roulette

You eat a shit ton of Taco Bell for like the whole day and then you try to fart the loudest without shitting

“Billy was playing Alabama Roulette yesterday in math and had to go home and get a change of clothes”

by MisterSister69 May 30, 2018

Gunsmith’s Roulette

This is a complex sexual maneuver requiring some tools and preparation. You set out six shot-glasses in a circle, filling five with whiskey. The empty one is set at the top of the circle. Then you get a hammer and tell your girl to blow you. When you’re about to cum, start taking shots as fast as you can and smash each empty glass with the hammer. Stop smashing shot glasses when you blow your load, you’ve “found the problem”. Your girl uses any remaining whiskey as a “cleaner for your load” (chaser). All the broken glass serves to keep her in place for any further “troubleshooting”, you can clean that up at your discretion.

Dude, last night Becky and I played Gunsmith’s Roulette, it took a few hours to clean up and we both got druunnkkk...

by smasherpass June 6, 2018

Rectal Russian Roulette

When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.

(See sharting.)

"My stomach hurt so bad I was afraid to fart, it was like a game of rectal russian roulette!"

by WeirdAndWildWords January 15, 2023