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Three Ring Fecal Festival

One penis, three buttholes, no condoms.

A sexual act involving one man having anal sex with three partners without a condom. The man switches intermittently between partners, and all three must be penetrated for the act to be successful.
Yo, did you hear? O-Ring Hatch had a three ring fecal festival with Lindsey, Chuck, and John. That old dude is nasty af!
by R0b.Raf September 29, 2018
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Ring stinging poo denter

A ring stinging poo denter, is when two gay men with very thick penises have anal intercourse with each other right before needing to take a shit and the person on the receiving end will feel their ring stinging and their feces being dented at the same time.
Far out dude. Gary gave me a ring stinging poo denter the other day! My ring still hurts now! And god! I couldn't take a shit for like 5 hours dude, it was painful!
by n8frompap October 25, 2018
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Ring around the tooth

When someone has poor oral hygiene. As a result of not brushing their teeth a yellow to orangish coloration near the gum line has appeared.
I was on a date with this handsome guy. When he started talking all I could see was ring around the tooth. I couldnt stop looking praying he did not try and kiss me!
by Nyabingi Essence December 27, 2018
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Ring Dinger

Dr Gregory Johnson's signature move. This is when he lifts the calves of the person to be adjusted, then he locks his pelvis in place with pins, wraps a towel around his neck, and pulls, sometimes twice and a loud crack can be heard. Other than a ring dinger, he also calls this "spinal decompression".
Dr Gregory Johnson: *pulls on neck*
*loud crack is heard*
Dr Gregory Johnson: There we go! Did you feel that all the way down?
Guy: Yeah I did, woah.
Dr Gregory Johnson: That was a good ring dinger wasn't it?
Guy: Yeah for sure it was.
by BuildTheBuilder January 12, 2019
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Ring of Biruzalyft

Ring of Biruzalyft: Worn under Kénji’s armor is a small silver ring glowing a yellowish sheen with green runes carved into it, The Ring of Biruzalyft grants the wearer complete nullification to sensory manipulation, and foresight of the wearers actions.
"The Ring of Biruzalyft is a relic originally held by Biruzalyft the relic stealer"
by Kénji Lescara February 10, 2019
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Ring stretcher

Stretching a females anus with your penis, akaanal
Ring stretcher,

Stretched the wife’s ring last night she is sore today as in I had anal sex with my wife and her anus is stretched
by Ktrain81 June 3, 2019
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kingsguard ring

The act of putting a ring (preferably gold) around ones penis and testicles before anal penetration.
He found more pleasure in his “armory” with a good kingsguard ring.
by Eveldore November 26, 2019
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