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Maximum Ride 

Maximum Ride is an ongoing series of books for young adults by James Patterson. It is about six genetically altered kids/teens that escape from the terrible School that they were created in, and fight to save the world. Max is Maximum Ride, the leader. Fang is her "right wing" man, the tall, dark, and mysterious guy in every girl's dream. Iggy is the blind, bomb-expert chef; and Gazzy (short for the Gasman) has issues with his digestive system (as hinted to by his name) and is also a bomb-expert. Nudge is a non-stop talker who is freakishly good at hacking computers, and has an awesome sense of fashion. Lastly, Angel is the scariest little 6-year-old you will ever meet. Sweet at first, she quickly takes a turn for the worse, putting one of the biggest stresses on the "flock."There is romance, action, adventure, mystery, and suspense! Never met a person that read it and hated it.

The six books out now are:
The Angel Experiment
School's Out - Forever
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
The Final Warning
MAX
FANG
Teen 1: So did you ever read that book I gave you?
Teen 2: Maximum Ride? Ohmigosh, it was awesome! Best book I've ever read! Where can I get the rest of them?
Maximum Ride by Hinata-chan521 April 6, 2010
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Demon Ride

A Demon Ride is when a motorcyclist, riding at night, turns his lights off and continues to ride with nothing but the moonlight.
Keanu Reeves has a large scar on his abdomen from when he crashed during a Demon Ride
Demon Ride by 73Scrambler August 1, 2008

buy the ticket, take the ride 

(from Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)
Creating, and being involved in, a situation that may get you in way over your head-- but deciding that turning back would be a rather uninteresting option
When Kenny and Chris realized that they'd invited six uninhibited drunkards to go boating with them for an entire weekend, they briefly reconsidered going at all.

Chris: Oh well-- buy the ticket, take the ride.
Pioneered by smokeless tobacco users in Northeast Pennsylvania. A chaw ride consists of: a car full of friends, a full tank of gas, and no particular destination. Participants throw in a big wad of smokeless tobacco and the adventure begins. Chaw Rides can take place anywhere, anytime. Although, their more prominent in the countryside during the fall and winter months because there's nothing else to do in NEPA. Chaw Rides are at least one hour in duration. 80's hair metal is the perfect compliment to any Ride.
I just topped off the Camry with Unleaded. Let's go on a Chaw Ride!

Person A - There's nothing to do in this town.
Person B - Grab a spitter, we'll go on a Chaw Ride.
Person A - Excellent idea.
Chaw Ride by PIT VIPER September 16, 2009

Mexican Bull ride 

While during anal sex the man says to the woman "i have aids." And she she trys to get away the man must stay on.
Brister was making love to a hooker and said he had aids, and she took him for a 3 mile run around the block while he was still on. mexican bull ride

belly ride

A sexual act between a woman and a horse where tha woman is strapped to the belly of the horse, with the horse penis inside of her.

kind of like if you put tha saddle on tha horse upside-down
of all the horse porn videos i have downloaded, i have yet to find a belly ride video.

lol, man that bitch was strapped under that horse gettin a belly ride, and the horse was walkin around with his dick in her like she wasnt even under him
belly ride by ampallang0666 February 18, 2010

dirty cab ride 

This is how you get a really annoying customer out of your place of buisness.... simply call him or her a cab pay the bill and leave a damn good tip !!!!!!!
Yeah you jeep needs ball joints. ok well you guys did a good job on my brakes so ill have you do it " but I dont want another dirty cab ride this time ! "
some one asked me and i said the last time he was in i gave him a paid cab ride home