Redneck Roofies

a combination of baby asprin, cheap whiskey and diesel fuel.

Daryleen drank some redneck roofies, and woke up next to her cousin Daryl Earnheart Jr.

by DJPK February 08, 2009

redneck ratchet

A male or female redneck who acts ghetto.

That redneck was acting so ghetto. He's a redneck ratchet.

by DPorterLA August 06, 2012

redneck circumcision

When a redneck girl is giving her brother a blowjob and bites off the tip of his pecker

Johnny sister gave him a redneck circumcision last Thursday.

by Saitan98 July 23, 2017

Redneck Pop

The actual label for what the genre of music most people call "modern country". Since new country doesn't resemble actual country music from the likes of Roy Clark, Willie Nelson, or Dolly Parton (among others), and does resemble bad 1990s pop music with an added steel guitar and twangy accent telling stories about redneck fantasies (driving pickup down a dirt road with a girl in tight blue jeans, mostly, but sometimes partying and drinking cheap beer), it's not really accurate to call it "country music" when it's really more about the redneck lifestyle and lack of musical diversity.

"That ain't no country station. All they play is redneck pop. Find a station with some Roy Clark, man."

by Nix Nightbird May 29, 2015

Redneck Roulette

A version of Russian roulette, but for rednecks. A microwave equipped with a turntable inside is place on the center of a table (this requires an extension chord). Multiple rednecks sit around the microwave evenly-spaced apart. Place a handgun with one bullet in the chamber inside the microwave. Turn the microwave on for 5 minutes. The handgun will rotate around on the turntable inside the microwave. When the handgun fires, whoever gets shot loses.

Disclaimer: Be sure to only have one bullet inside the gun and that it is in the chamber. If there are other bullets in the clip or revolver, those bullets will also fire and you will damage your handgun.

Do not ever try this!

"Well I'll tell you what. Night before last, me and the fellers done played redneck roulette at Tami Sue's place, and Bobby got shot real good.

by PDX Pilot 1 April 24, 2015

redneck beemer

A low-end, or old ragged-out BMW automobile. These are usually purchased by stupid people who think anything above a ford focus is a luxury car. Compare with baby benz

Did you see that dumbass in the redneck beemer? Was that a trailer hitch on the back?

by reppintha423 February 22, 2012

redneck russian

A drink consisting of Yoohoo, Kahlua and Vodka made when milk is not available.

Bartender, I'll have a Redneck Russian.

by neatboy March 10, 2011