by C0N C0N December 21, 2008
Get the Rocket Dick mug.Guy1: I just went into the bathroom to take a large poo, and rather than having a normal bowel movement it removed itself from my ass so fast that it ripped my ring!
Guy2: Dude! you just bum rocketed!
Guy2: Dude! you just bum rocketed!
by Achmed Mgesturettegortoryfaggo July 12, 2010
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Flinging poo left over from a night of anal sex. This occurs after a night of anal sex.
In the morning, a small bit of poo happens to be on the bed, so...you then proceed to "lob the rocket", or to Throw someone's poo at the owner of the poo.
In the morning, a small bit of poo happens to be on the bed, so...you then proceed to "lob the rocket", or to Throw someone's poo at the owner of the poo.
by Gregg August 21, 2004
Get the lob the rocket mug.a Crotch rocket has taken on several definitions:
1) a very fast motor cycle, either foreign or domestic that one must lean forward on while riding thus making it look like a rocket is being stratled between ones legs.
2) an erection so hard that it can be somewhat painful due to the extreme arousal or amount of blood in the penis.
3) a vibrator, usually metallic or metallic in color.
1) a very fast motor cycle, either foreign or domestic that one must lean forward on while riding thus making it look like a rocket is being stratled between ones legs.
2) an erection so hard that it can be somewhat painful due to the extreme arousal or amount of blood in the penis.
3) a vibrator, usually metallic or metallic in color.
1) like my crotch rocket? i pay more in insurance per month than the payments of the bike itself!
2) certain erection giving pills can give men 4 hour long crotch rockets.
3) my friend got a new crotch rocket from the adult novelty store.
2) certain erection giving pills can give men 4 hour long crotch rockets.
3) my friend got a new crotch rocket from the adult novelty store.
by GayManAlpha August 3, 2007
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v. 1. ) To rig or assemble for temporary emergency use; improvise, usually wth poor or even disastrous results. 2.) to jury-rig something with a shoddy substitute. 3.) exclamation to celebrate cheap jury-rigging.
n. a flimsy temporary fix.
Based on the work of spinal surgeon Dr. Robert Ricketson who lost his license to perform surgery after using a screwdriver in place of titanium rods on a patients neck.
v. 1. ) To rig or assemble for temporary emergency use; improvise, usually wth poor or even disastrous results. 2.) to jury-rig something with a shoddy substitute. 3.) exclamation to celebrate cheap jury-rigging.
n. a flimsy temporary fix.
Based on the work of spinal surgeon Dr. Robert Ricketson who lost his license to perform surgery after using a screwdriver in place of titanium rods on a patients neck.
"He broke his cell phone but used rolling papers to ricketson."
"Toss me that cactus. I need a jump so I'm gonna ricketson."
"I didn't study for my bar exam but fuck it. I'll just ricketson."
"I'm not taking cuts in line! That gum on the ground represents my placeholder. Ricketson!"
"We're out of dentures? Forget it. I'll ricketson. Give me those tictacs and some superglue. Now hold still, Mr. Landers..."
"Toss me that cactus. I need a jump so I'm gonna ricketson."
"I didn't study for my bar exam but fuck it. I'll just ricketson."
"I'm not taking cuts in line! That gum on the ground represents my placeholder. Ricketson!"
"We're out of dentures? Forget it. I'll ricketson. Give me those tictacs and some superglue. Now hold still, Mr. Landers..."
by Spider Goodlegs July 29, 2008
Get the ricketson mug.(v) The act of proclaiming one's popularity on the internet, especially when the opposite is true.
This is done to give a false appearence and to take advantage of the fact that there is no universal mechanism to track & verify web statistics and even Nielsen does not understand the difference between viewers, page views, hits, downloads, and subscriptions.
First used by ZeFrank on October 23, 2006
This is done to give a false appearence and to take advantage of the fact that there is no universal mechanism to track & verify web statistics and even Nielsen does not understand the difference between viewers, page views, hits, downloads, and subscriptions.
First used by ZeFrank on October 23, 2006
"If you want to be popular just go ahead and say you are, I call that rocket booming."
"14 inches, really?
No, I was just rocket booming."
"14 inches, really?
No, I was just rocket booming."
by resung October 23, 2006
Get the rocket booming mug.See pistol whore and sword whore. The term Rocket Whore applies similarly, but as rockets or a rocket launcher is common to many more FPS(first person shooter) games besides the Halo series, "Rocket Whore" is an older term, with a longer history, and (prior to the advent of Halo's Pistol Whore and Sword Whore was the predominant term.
Typically, calling someone a rocket whore serves only to point out to the rest of the people playing that you got your virtual ass handed to you by the rocketeer repeatedly for the duration of the game. Needless to say, this only points out to everyone within earshot of you that rather than
1: alert your teamates to the threat posed by rockets and adjust your collective strategy
or
2: adjust your individual tactics
you simply charged into the fray mindlessly, with little or no situational awareness, (despite having been killed already by said rocketeer) and got blown to smithereens each time. God forbid you change your paradigm and produce an effective defense to a rocketeer, so that YOU might wield the almighty rocket launcher, and "pwn teh n00bs."
Typically, calling someone a rocket whore serves only to point out to the rest of the people playing that you got your virtual ass handed to you by the rocketeer repeatedly for the duration of the game. Needless to say, this only points out to everyone within earshot of you that rather than
1: alert your teamates to the threat posed by rockets and adjust your collective strategy
or
2: adjust your individual tactics
you simply charged into the fray mindlessly, with little or no situational awareness, (despite having been killed already by said rocketeer) and got blown to smithereens each time. God forbid you change your paradigm and produce an effective defense to a rocketeer, so that YOU might wield the almighty rocket launcher, and "pwn teh n00bs."
I got killed twelve times by that rocket whore! He sucks and has no skill! Get some real skill and kill me with a needler u rocket whore!!!
What a rocket whore. He got 18 kills, all using the rocket launcher. Why didn't someone kill him and take it so we could capture the flag?
What a rocket whore. He got 18 kills, all using the rocket launcher. Why didn't someone kill him and take it so we could capture the flag?
by M6D! August 9, 2006
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