Poocrastinating

When one does not want to deal with a situation or work or experiencing stress that one does not want to deal with, and so your body produces fecal matter to keep you in your safe space, the bathroom. The one place no one can blame you of procrastinating... cause bodily functions.

Joy has too much work to get to today so she has been in the bathroom Poocrastinating.

by Inky water March 23, 2023

Procrastabate

A Procrastination masturbation

John was overwhelmed with his workload, he had one last email to respond to before the end of the day, due to his mental fatigue he needed to procrastabate to recharge and finish off that email.

by Mr Sweat July 6, 2023

Procrapsinates

Using pooping as an excuse to get out of or delaying task

Y daughter procrapsinates every time she has to do the dishes.

by Lkeeler July 18, 2023

Procatsinate

Putting off work by playing with your oh-so-cute cats.

If my cats are in the same room as me, I'm sure to procatsinate and never accomplish anything.

by MudPuddle072012 September 4, 2023

Procraminate

When you procrastinate and cram at the same time

"I hope I don't end up in a group assignment with that dumbass who likes to procraminate"
"Man I was up all night procraminating for the finals exam"

by YomamasPads September 27, 2023

brocrastinate

verb; the act of hanging out with your buddies when you have a paper to write.

"i brocrastinated on my project due tomorrow, and it's worth 50% of my final grade!"
"enjoy the f..."

by brightbluebugthing December 24, 2023

Procrashtination

'pro-crash-tin-a-shun' - the fine art of delaying, or attempting to delay or put off until a later time an inevitable disaster or catastrophic which is doomed to happen.

'Rishi Sunak is procrashtinating calling the UK General Election which is guaranteed to lose terribly.'

'The oil and gas industries believe passionately in procrashtination regarding climate change.'

by castlering February 13, 2024