A post whore is someone who types thousands of messages on an online forum, mostly with little or no meaning. These people post at least 50 times a day, mostly consisting of one word posts or emoticons.
by nrm108024 December 20, 2006
Get the post whoremug. The annoying habit of activating your vehicle turning signal after you have slowed to a crawl and as you are already in the process of turning into a side road or driveway. This syndrome is most likely the result of a guilty conscience and fear of being labeled an anti-directionalist, one of the more dispicable groups of drivers.
Nice of you to finally clue me in on your intent. I almost rear-ended you, you post-directionalist swine!
by Slo Joe Jizz August 27, 2010
Get the post-directionalistmug. Post-Malonnial, noun: An individual of the generation younger than Millennials, usually born later than 1998. A play on the edgy modern musician's title "Post Malone" coupled with the thought of "post-Millennial."
plural: Post-Malonnials
plural: Post-Malonnials
"I can't stand these Post-Malonnials, their shitty pop music, their ghosting, and their hookup game bullshit."
"Stop dating 21 year olds, dude. You're 31."
">Implying the generation gap makes it sensible for people to lie a fuckload and keep me on a leash."
"Did you just imply verbal greentexting through an Urban Dictionary example sentence?"
"My life is in shambles, much like the future of these Post-Malonnials thanks to late-stage capitalism coupled with post-modernism."
"Stop dating 21 year olds, dude. You're 31."
">Implying the generation gap makes it sensible for people to lie a fuckload and keep me on a leash."
"Did you just imply verbal greentexting through an Urban Dictionary example sentence?"
"My life is in shambles, much like the future of these Post-Malonnials thanks to late-stage capitalism coupled with post-modernism."
by AKnightAlone December 24, 2018
Get the Post-Malonnialmug. A Facebook post that acquires a significant amount of 'likes' but fails to arouse any meaningful amount of discussion. These are usually funny but irrelevant pictures or short, vague status updates no really one cares about.
I was disappointed to find that my picture of penguins humping each other at the zoo quickly became a 'like' post.
by SeattleCracker May 18, 2011
Get the 'Like' Postmug. The act of posting, tweeting or blogging something at a specific time or in a specific time frame for optimum likes, retweets, or reblogs, etc
Girl 1: I saw what you posted on Tumblr last night! It got 50 notes!
Girl 2: Yeah it's cause I queued it for when most people were on Tumblr.
Girl 1: Ahh strategic posting, good idea!
Girl 2: You know it!
Girl 2: Yeah it's cause I queued it for when most people were on Tumblr.
Girl 1: Ahh strategic posting, good idea!
Girl 2: You know it!
by Ladymikmaq June 15, 2011
Get the Strategic Postingmug. Any internet post (typically on Snapchat) that is meant to be spread and reposted from account to account.
by TonyCrisp July 19, 2018
Get the Chain Postmug. A Mumble/laugh that is a repetition of the word or phrase that was just said beforehand. this is usually done by a nerd or a dork.
by Danny123456781992 November 2, 2008
Get the Post Mumblemug.