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spongebob porn

Hot and sexy. Commonly watched and/or looked at by nerdy weeaboos with sponge fettishes
That spongebob porn made me soupy!
by 5p0ng3Fet15h December 18, 2016
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tax porn

Tax law changes with supporting anecdotes or cases sited where they are almost unbelievable and yet true.
"Did you see this juicy bit of tax porn? HIE Holdings, Inc. v. Comm. TCM 2009-130? The dude tried to hide money from his wife by setting up a shell company with his mistress where she billed out $20K a month for fake coffee beans and pretended to buy arcade games! For $20,000 a month he should have bought some of the arcade games."
by Slanginfoguy January 1, 2021
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mountain porn

a stash of printed pornographic material found by accident in a remote area; usually refers to material printed prior to the internet age
While walking along the Pacific Crest Trail, Ed stumbled upon some mountain porn that brought him enjoyment for several days.
by ixtup March 9, 2019
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Suicide porn

To look at dangerous objects or places and to fantasise over causing yourself harm/death using them. The warm feelings this brings up are phycholagically gratifying, rather than sexual.
Mmm the swords in this museum look so hecking sharp I can almost feel them on my beautiful skin taking the pain away... Suicide porn material all over the place, I must leave at once after staying a bit longer
by HarleySlavedson November 1, 2017
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porn snob

Noun. Somebody who is extremely opinionated about porn and judges others based on their porn choices. Feels that they prefer porn that is "classier" than the average porn.
"I'd NEVER go on youporn. The penetration is so vulgar! I'll stick to Playboy, thank you very much."

"Don't be such a porn snob dude."
by smpoza September 2, 2011
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Jello Porn

A commercial or a scene in a movie where you see jello wiggling all over the place.
Did you see World Gym's new commercial? It has tons of jello porn in it.

Ewww!!!!!!
by Byarbro September 27, 2011
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Porn hair

Hair that is long enough to cover one's boobs
1. Aneka: I heard that you modelled for an adult magazine
Mariel: It's okay, you couldn't actually see anything. I have porn hair.
by ansb May 22, 2013
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