Poolicy

A course or principle of action adopted by an individual concerning whether or not they care if someone watches them poo.

Note: a poolicy could be as simple as being on the phone while pooing, but not wanting to be seen on video chat on Skype.

Oh man, Morgan has an open door poolicy, he doesn't care who watches him shit.

by paulland January 2, 2015

pool attendant

A piece of shit that doesn't know how to do their job.

manager: can u clean the waterslide?
pool attendant: ...
*doesn't clean waterslide*

by lovedrunk97 March 10, 2017

poohpaar

a person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection,friend /pals/it can also mean sweetheart /

hey poohpaar why so sad

by sweetone1977 February 21, 2017

Pooligan

A die-hard fan of the comic book character Wade Wilson A.K.A Deadpool.

A lot like how a Whovian is a Doctor Who fan and Potterhead is a Harry Potter fan.

"I am so into Deadpool, I'm a Pooligan."
"WHERE MAI POOLIGANS AT?!"

by ShippingNut.net May 17, 2017

pool warhead

A person so fat that cannonball jumping into a pool breaks and evaporates the chlorine there and a sheer amount of it gets released as a byproduct and does actual damage to the ozone layer.

...and there Bobby was, his image frozen in the peripheral vision of his fellow unsuspecting high schoolers, a boy in fetal position midair releasing so much energy that civilizations of old would've contemplated the event as the birth of a new sun. As it hit the water, that heavily incarnated pool warhead created a huge pressure of air that could be felt miles away, shaking windows and collapsing trees. First graders that were inside the pool evaporated. Lenin woke up and knew communism was needed once more.

by targium December 26, 2017

Polpettina

Slang term for venison

There was a polpettina in the market today.

by Seagullseal June 2, 2018

polpopius

polpopius- nutting in someones sandwich is considered a "polpopius"

i pulled off a polpopius in that niBBas turkey samich

by phetuserection777 September 5, 2018