ass pirate

One who pillages and plunders the unexplored crevices of the ass.

*insert name here* is a flaming ass pirate!

by MizMaverick September 30, 2002

crusty pirate

when a man ejaculates on a girls eye and then kicks her in the shin. she hops on one leg, and covers her eye all the while saying "aaaarrrggghhhh"

jill had no idea how bad a crusty pirate was until jack gave her gonherea of the eye.

by LT Long Dong March 3, 2009

Somali pirate

An Somali pirate are group of fishermen trying to protect their seas from the bad guys in Europe and America.

Somali pirate are just there to protect their sea, because Somalia are the most poorest country in the world, and the Europeans, Americans are trying to make the Somalis be the bad guys. Somali pirate are not violent people at all. The people who are involve the Somalis situation are trying to make the world see Somalis as the villain. Somalis are just there to protecting their water because the Europeans and americans are harming the Indian ocean.

by Somali pirates January 19, 2015

urban pirate

A hobo living downtown, with one eye, and an eyepatch, hence the term pirate. Usually has a 1980's bright pink windbreaker, safeway shopping cart filled with blankets, empties, etc.

*driving*
matt: "URBAN PIRATE!"
allison: "what! THERE"
mike: "Arrgg me heartie!"
allison: "Check for an eyepatch!"
matt: "there!"
*all*: "URBAN PIRATE!"

by miklus May 30, 2006

Pirate face

The art of cumming in the face of a female, and getting her in the eye. She then closes it and yells "arrgh". If you get her especially well, she may need an eye-patch.

Bill Clinton: "I did not have pirate face relations with that woman." -Reuters

by Gregness November 12, 2007

pirate reversal

When a man and a woman are having sex doggy stile and the man pulls out, spits on the woman's back to simulate ejaculation then spins the woman around, cums in her eye and kicks her knee. Now the woman has her hand over her eye and is hopping on one leg like a pirate.

Now the woman has her hand over her eye and is hopping on one leg like a pirate.

by Dan Washburn February 5, 2004

Rug Pirate

When you're having intercourse with a girl, you ejaculate in her eye. She then proceeds to hold one eye yelling, "arr!", whilst she hits the floor.

We were watching pirates of the carribean, when I gave her a Rug Pirate

by Josh May 22, 2004