over the pants

v.intr. When a woman get's her man off, by rubbing and stroking his penis through (on top) of his pants. To masturbate with clothing on. Often, the female sits in the man's lap and does it so that no one else knows he's dying of pleasure.

Eric: Fuuuck, Alysha knows how to get a man off, over the pants. I came right there on the couch.

Jason: That bitch won't touch me.

Kyle: Oh god, she rubbed her clit back and forth on my knee, while giving me an over the pants. My boxers where almost covered in cum, but I took her upstairs.

Jason: SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN.

by Eugeneschest December 22, 2005

ants in your pants

To be nervous or anxious or jumpy; to be unable to sit still.

If you had 'ants' (small insects) in your 'pants' (clothing) you would probably feel like jumping around.

Synonym: antsy

1) The children had ants in their pants, so we took them outside for some exercise.

2) Would you please stop tapping your foot?! You must have ants in your pants!

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

drunk pants

The pants you got really drunk in. Often times, you will wake up wearing them. Other times, you may find them on the floor or someplace random. Inside the pockets you may or may not find your keys, your wallet, your cell phone, wadded up dollar bills, and pieces of paper with other people's phone numbers.

Man, I found so many pairs of drunk pants in the hamper. It's like I made $15 doing laundry.

by The Truth April 3, 2005

ninja pants

1. Pants that are worn by one or more ninjas.
2. Pants that have incredible ninja powers and qualities. (they can grapple-hook onto the white house without being seen!)
3. Pants that once belonged to a ninja but have been stolen by a secret organization of samurai who hate ninjas and their pants because of their supernessness.

The ninja pants saved the world from the evil samurai socks who eat people's stanky feet sauce.

by waffles!? December 16, 2005

pooky pants

A term of endearment for someone who is ridiculously smart, athletic, cute, has amazing eyes, and can please their significant other in bed.

Tiffany: So what did you do over break?
Mary: Oh, my pooky pants visited me, and we watched basketball and played Guitar Hero.

My pooky pants got us tickets right behind home plate for the Cubs game.

by *+*Mary*+* December 27, 2007

Cheap Hotel Pants

noun. Pants that have no ball room. Can result in man toe.

Man #1, Damn, my balls are getting crushed by my Cheap Hotel Pants.

Man #2, Cheap hotel pants?

Man #1, Cheap Hotels have no ballroom.

by Ruzzell May 22, 2008

pillow pants

The demon native to a woman's vaginia. Said to bite dicks off until he is peed out on the host body's 21st birthday. Generally believed to be a christian influenced myth.

See also: Listerfiend

"Pillow pants....is the imp that lives in Myra's....vagina."

by E. Badman July 22, 2006