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Period Jelly

When menstrual fluid solidifies inside a woman's vagina and then slips out as a jelly like substance.
I didn't realise I was on the rag until I stood up and a big lump of period jelly landed on the carpet!
Period Jelly by tattybogel January 26, 2011

Period Candy 

When girls crave something really bad whilst on their periods.
My dad knows that, when it's that time, and I ask for my period candy, he's gotta go get some Mexican food.
Period Candy by JBduRune July 18, 2011

period crackers 

Frank's RedHot sauce and saltine crackers. A fine delicacy for being bored as shit and hungry at home. The magical duo resembles a woman's monthly, heavenly hormonal secretion atop a saltine cracker. In one sitting they're eaten in excess (more than or equal to one box of saltines used and a whole bottle of Frank's).
Bro, get me some of those period crackers.

Got the hotsauce? Got the saltines? Period cracker party!

That girl stole my period crackers.

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ... period cracker phone!

It's the most wonderful time of the year ... there'll be period crackers ah munchin' when friends come to call ... It's the most wonderful time of the year.
The time of month when a girl becomes more horny.
Who's going to fuck me when I'm in my period?
period by pussy cats November 5, 2014

period dick 

The definition of an extremely moody asshole who thinks he's top shit but takes out all negative emotions on the people around him.
Whoa, Rhys is such a Period Dick; one moment he was so nice, and now he's being a total asshole
period dick by spikerules November 14, 2014

perioded 

Describes the response of an individual when he/she overreacts to a situation.
My mate perioded everywhere when someone pissed in the pool.
perioded by Pastor M May 1, 2018