Penis

Word used, usually by women, to describe something really cool....or really lame.

That new purse of yours is so penis!

or

I drank too much last night and look like penis.

by Flibbity Shibby April 27, 2004

penis

Man's best friend who is also quite popular with the ladies.

Hi I noticed your penis there, can I buy him a drink?

by ry-spirit December 17, 2008

Penis

1. the male reproductive organ
2. you suck it
3. exists in all sizes - mainly small or extra small.
4. they insult themselves, there is nothing you can say about them that is more discusting than they are.

EW look at the Penis.

by DicksAreUgly December 21, 2007

Penis

Used by the wonderful Sue to fill gaps oin conversation or when bored and showing lack of enthusiasm in anything

meh penis

by Sue May 30, 2004

penis

Thing that Taylor Whitt likes in his mouth.

Guess whos mouth my penis is in!

by Garced March 2, 2005

penis

1. The part of a guy that makes girls drool and kneel on the floor.

2. A slang term for most of the people who post lame definitions on this site.

3. When used as an insult, a "douchebag" or "idiot."

I have no idea why "penis" is an insult. It's the second most important part of a man after his brain.

by weeniedeenie August 20, 2009

penis

The thing that sticks out under a boy's tummy. Sometimes it's large, sometimes its short, its tiny in the case of this giant dude I know at school. We call him tiny-penis-man.
The penis is frequently used for fucking things. Doesn't matter what. Could be a woman, a man, a dog, a hamster. It is fun to grab penises.

My friend Ben has a huge penis, I know, my friend grabbed it during lunch. She got horny.

by puffy nipples April 4, 2009