by woodzmom <3 March 28, 2021
Get the paris...taemug. noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner’s cavity (Be it vagina or anus).
The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).
Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Variations of this act also include using the ranch dressing of your chicken wings dinner as lube. But this is seen as sacrilegious by purists.
The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).
Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Variations of this act also include using the ranch dressing of your chicken wings dinner as lube. But this is seen as sacrilegious by purists.
Sam: "Yo, Alex! That French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak "
Alex: "Why?! "
Sam: "She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her "
Alex: "Neat, dude!... did you ranch it up too? "
Sam: "What do you think I am, an animal?"
Alex: "Why?! "
Sam: "She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her "
Alex: "Neat, dude!... did you ranch it up too? "
Sam: "What do you think I am, an animal?"
by Krakaphoon February 3, 2018
Get the Paris Catacombmug. She is really kind but can destroy your life act innocent but is a little devil. She supports you alot. Maybe be popular but enjoys being a loner more. Has great friends and can be the star of the show. Any guy who dates her is lucky. Just dont hurt her she can be crazy. Prefers to call over text. Loves a good cup of coffee. She is really creative. She definetly can have passion in bed
My best friend is Paris
by BUNANANANNANAN December 17, 2021
Get the Parismug. Paris is the most funniest, hottest person you’ll ever meet, if you ever date paris you’re the most luckiest person
by Green egggs August 22, 2021
Get the Parismug. Paris is a beautiful and cheerful girl, she has many problems about her body. She likes to be a HongKonger and Vietnamese
Paris never go to Paris.
by 艾憂 November 25, 2021
Get the Parismug. paris where's a place of French is a place that everybody wants to travel even I want to travel to Paris
by Freaky up in here March 28, 2022
Get the Parismug. Pari is the most beautiful girl .she is confident, stylish and loving. once you start hanging out with her you will love her.
she likes to socialize . She has a great personality.
she likes to socialize . She has a great personality.
by howcomeyouknowme November 23, 2021
Get the PARImug.