Side with my parents

And if I had a fat cock you'd murder them for me you fucking slave.

Hym "You didn't 'side with my parents', you sided against me. If Hitler rose from the grave and sided against me you'd be walking around with a swastika tattooed to your 5-head. You're practically a bed."

by Hym Iam February 21, 2024

Parents

The people who ruin your life because they won't let you play fortnite

you: can i play fortnite
Parents: no study you moron

by Golden pro December 27, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>America Ferrera Emancipated From Her Parents<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>America Ferrera Emancipated From Her Parents<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>America Ferrera Emancipated From Her Parents<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

parents

something the Maximoff twins don't have

Wanda and Pietro Maximoff dont have parents

by gayweirdo_AshePugh September 2, 2021

a weekend with the parents

Spending the weekend at your parents' house.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you coming to the party Saturday?
Guy 2: "Sorry bro, I've got a weekend with the parents planned."

by LAFAYETTEandfagguetes January 13, 2017

The Parental Mantra

What do you do if you child's a cunt?
Kick that brat out and light up a blunt.

I recite the parental mantra every morning.

by shittickler March 22, 2024

Parentize

When you parentize somebody, you adopt them and raise them without them knowing that they are adopted.

I parentized my child without her knowing that her parents died and that she is adopted.

by Shootier and shootiest March 27, 2022