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The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.
Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon
by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022
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COunciol (seggs) (only pro)

A group of degenerate trash bags who spout garbage everyday but are incredibly hilarious
AltoJinx: "Hey did you see what Atticus said in the COunciol (seggs) (only pro)?"
big ben: "Yeah it was about how much hayden sucked dick right?"
Pen Sharpie: "Yep, he made me mad so I'm gonna actually break his shit."
by AnAccountXII March 15, 2022
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You're the only spraypainter for me, Lucas

something from the Luca’s
You're the only spraypainter for me, Lucas!
by Α February 3, 2022
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Regal Talk Only

As Kingpen VVS Jules said to the court, “Here in this group of extraordinary people, this collective of great ones , we have Regal Talk Only here, powerful enough to move mountains!”
by The KingPen VVS Jules July 8, 2022
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Confirmed profiles only

Usually a dating site with tons of fake profiles
Oh hey this dating site has Confirmed profiles only
That's fake
by Aliens are real?!? December 19, 2022
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The one and only

Bitch ass group of murders, scared ass folk, or manipulative ass holes who hide in the shadows waiting to surrender to the real living God. They claim they are God but only use false doctrine to achieve there magical lies. NA.-NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS.
We are the one and only. There's no other way to get clean and sober. Give the one and only all your praise and glory when it really belongs to Christ.
by NewClear_Mindset⁹¡⁹ September 9, 2022
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COunciol (seggs) (only pro)

A group of illiterate sex addicts who think with their dicks instead of their brains (All boys btw)
Jaboc: "Yo have you seen the dingdingding in COunciol (seggs) (only pro)?
Dayhen: "WEEWOO WOO WOO WEE WEE"
Neb: "You weird"
Titasuc: "ye"
by AnAccountXII February 10, 2023
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