As a farmer it natural that you keep your best cows in the Top Paddock. If a girl is classed as Top Paddock material she is a big heifer, has a solid rump, and big thighs. Great qualities for your next BBQ but not as your guest!
Mate, shes in the top paddock, I wouldn't take her on a date anywhere.
She ain't no unicorn, shes in the top paddock for sure!
She ain't no unicorn, shes in the top paddock for sure!
by Piano Player July 26, 2018
Someone who is unstoppable! Living with purpose and assertiveness! Who knows who he is! Walking in truth!
by cqanda February 09, 2023
A top-poster is someone who writes above the original text when replying to an email or a post in a newsgroup.
by Towchain February 15, 2008
Slang for british tabliod newspapers, in particular those with red tops such as the star, the sun, ect.
by sassyman23 August 19, 2009
A notebook computer that you often take into the bathroom with you when pooing. Often an older laptop that the owner doesn't care about.
by C-Murdah December 07, 2007
by Nigga May 17, 2004
by Shizandgiggles July 15, 2020