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loaf

name for boys who are soft bitches
he a loaf.
by Lila and Ariana September 30, 2023
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Loafed

When one male takes multiple loads in one’s ass by multiple males back to back with no rest in between loads.

No to be confused with being Bread which is define; when one male takes one single load by another male.
OMG… my sling just arrived by mail I can’t wait to set it up and get loafed at my birthday party tonight.
by Str8forpay July 5, 2024
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LOAF GANG

A group of fuckboy "rappers" that all share the same fuckboy qualities.

These qualities include:
- having a little dick
- having no job
- participating in credit card scams
- having a dry ass personality
- always flexing on the gram like they have money & bitches yet always refer to themselves as "humble"

Members of this group are no more than trash SoundCloud rappers that will never accumulate to anything.
Friend 1: "I don't know what she sees in him... He has no job, no career, no car, no future."
Friend 2: "I totally agree! She can do SO much better!"
Friend 1: "He reminds me of one of the clowns in LOAF GANG."
by SaveTheDramaFoYaMama April 4, 2017
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Loafs

Low life’s sucking money and housing out of their boss’
It is time to get rid of the loafs in our business.
It is times to get rid of the loafs in our life.
by Olpust27 December 15, 2018
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Almighty Loaf

Some ignorant retarded pedo half drunk - half high who lacks limbs and has flexible digits. And is a fish.
Guy1: It appears to Be a Almighty Loaf cheif.

Guy2: Hmm? Darling you're correct but you are drunk.
by Vr king May 24, 2022
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Cat Loaf

A cat loaf is a cat that is sitting so perfectly it looks like a loaf of bread. To achieve a cat loaf the cat must not have any of its arms or legs showing and must have its tail tucked in, and thats a cat loaf.
"Omg you have a cat loaf!"
"yes i love my cat loaf"
by bobbly bob November 3, 2022
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Loaf of bread in the boot

When someone needs to shit. “Oh man I got a load of bread in the boot
It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot

Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”

Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”
by Lilghub August 16, 2025
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