by TacoSaturdayIsADay July 30, 2021
When you have been sitting and squirming around intensely and decide to get up really fast, this causes major dizziness and cause you to go blind for around 2-3 seconds.
this is usually sometimes enjoyable.
this is usually sometimes enjoyable.
by i get beat by my parents September 19, 2018
Otherwise known as MLS, a universal and ancient strategy used by students everywhere. It is planned on MSN one day before the execution of the plan, and involves not doing the work set for that day. If enough students have not done the work, then the teacher will be convinced that the work s/he set was too hard for the time given, and will therefore be forced to give an extension.
On MSN:
Tim: "Hey, have you done the English homework set for tomorrow?"
Zack: "No, of course not. We're trying out for the mass laziness strategy. Just don't do the homework, and we'll get an extension."
Time: "Yeah, good idea!"
Tim: "Hey, have you done the English homework set for tomorrow?"
Zack: "No, of course not. We're trying out for the mass laziness strategy. Just don't do the homework, and we'll get an extension."
Time: "Yeah, good idea!"
by Beastly Cock November 08, 2009
by Cider December 17, 2002
Lazy Little Bitch Syndrome, also known as LLBS, affects millions of whiny, inconsiderate and incompetent people every day.
LLBS is characterized as the complete inability to function due to laziness, accompanied by whining. Whining encompasses such subjects as:
-failing university classes, due to lack of trying
-inability to get/keep a significant other, due to lack of trying
-inability to obtain/keep a job, due to lack of trying
-inability to pay bills, due to the aforementioned job woes and/or lack of trying
-inability to think clearly, due to lack of trying
-inability to do jack shit, due to lack of trying
LLBS is commonly seen in both male and female patients aged 13-83; more commonly in adolescents and young adults.
LLBS is characterized as the complete inability to function due to laziness, accompanied by whining. Whining encompasses such subjects as:
-failing university classes, due to lack of trying
-inability to get/keep a significant other, due to lack of trying
-inability to obtain/keep a job, due to lack of trying
-inability to pay bills, due to the aforementioned job woes and/or lack of trying
-inability to think clearly, due to lack of trying
-inability to do jack shit, due to lack of trying
LLBS is commonly seen in both male and female patients aged 13-83; more commonly in adolescents and young adults.
"I can't seem to do anything but nom on these crisps and cry about not losing weight." "Sounds like you have lazy little bitch syndrome."
"I can't get a girlfriend, because I never go outside and cry about it on IRC all the time!" "Sounds like the LLBS has got you down."
"I can't get a girlfriend, because I never go outside and cry about it on IRC all the time!" "Sounds like the LLBS has got you down."
by whiskeyish February 22, 2010
A diagnosis whereas a person has an inability to do anything and everything productive due to lack of desire, care, or that they don't give a crap.
My roommate must have terrible LAD (Lazy Ass Disorder) since he hasn't been to any class in 4 weeks.
by Brandon Iannone February 27, 2007
The predicament whereby the motivation to fetch that delicious chocolate snack is outweighed by your desire to remain where you are (likely to be on the computer or on the couch in front of the TV)
Mark: "Look at all the chocolate in this fridge, I can't believe you're not a fatass David"
David: "I couldn't be bothered going back into the kitchen after fixing my 2 minute noodles for dinner, I guess I'm just too lazy to get fat"
David: "I couldn't be bothered going back into the kitchen after fixing my 2 minute noodles for dinner, I guess I'm just too lazy to get fat"
by DeKrow May 16, 2007