numerlexia

Confusing numbers for letters and then getting the letter part backwards. That's the lexia part.

That dude who came up with the title, "Numb3rs" had some serious numerlexia.

by Wordsaredum December 9, 2014

Numberbatized

Its like being alphabatized, only doing it with numbers instead of letters.

"I numberbatized the reservations for you Koby", said Brendan.

by KpedersonBRichter February 17, 2010

Nimera

Someone who is warm and friendly but doesn’t show it. Nimera is adventurous and fun to be around she is your all around best friend. She’s always looking bomb and she is the bestest friend you will ever have. She is exotic and unique. And you never know what you're going to get with her.

Did you see her she is such a Nimera

by Nikkilovespuppies February 15, 2018

Phat Number

A "phat number" is some marketing sales buzz factoid that is true in a specific context but mis-leading the audience in a deceptive way.

For instance saying something is 99% fat free, is true but a useless number as the sugar content is usually more important and is manufactured into foods at un-healthy levels.

Phat numbers are also commonly used in IT circles when large corporations (Microsoft/IBM/Oracle) are trying to sound up beat about their market share.

Saying McDonalds burgers have only 6% fat. (But 60% carbohydrates) is a phat number.

Saying that sweet yoghurts are 99% fat free is another phat number, because it's the sugar that makes you fat.

Detergents with claims that their product "Contains no phosphates" or 0% phosphate, when the fact is that phosphates do not exist in any detergent, so it's a phat number.

Saying something is "free" or 0 dollars when you need to hand over a credit card number before signing up, makes 0 (zero) a phat number.

IBM reports they have acquired 18000 new customers is a phat number as they do not qualify what is a "new customer". Is it clients who upgraded s/w ? or clients who have not had IBM s/w before ? Very ambigous so it's a phat number.

by giuliocc January 19, 2010

A number 18

A number 18 is the value meal that I forced every fast food chain to add to their menu and have not notified them of. A number 18 is a kid's meal bag filled with french fries.

Wendy's: Hello how may I help you today?
Me: I'll take a number 18.
Wendy's: A number 8. What would you like to drink with that?
Me: No. A number 18.
Wendy's: Sir i'm sorry we don't have a number 18.
Me: Put your manager on.
Wendy's Manager: Hello? How may I assist you today?
Me: I'll take a number 18.
Wendy's Manager to worker: Oh this guy again. Just ring up 9 large frys and dump them all in a kid's meal bag. Apparently it's his idea of a number 18.
Wendy's: Would you like anything to drink with that today sir?
Me: Ketchup.

by The Banchou June 27, 2011

Sideline Number

An disposable phone number one gives to acquaintances instead of ones actual phone number. Used to protect ones identity, reputation or to deflect unwanted advances at the club.

Popularized by RussDiemon's single, "Sideline Number"

I always give tinder dates my sideline number in case they turn out to be crazy!

by tacoraj March 23, 2017

taking a number 3

A causal way of explaining what you are were doing to your self after being caught masturbating.

Son you just walked in on your old man taking a number 3, it's perfectly natural.

by Razor_Beak November 6, 2019