Single

Me: “I will be single for life and I’m proud of it”
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A lot of females (and some males) assume that any single guy deep down wants to find love (and sex especially) but is afraid of commitment, so he wants to stay single and be a swinger until he finds the right one. In reality, there are some people who are male and content being single and celibate, just like their are females who are content to live the same way. It's the way many females think a guy needs them to survive, or they'd be nothing and nobody if it wasnt for her that makes some guys even more content to be single and celibate.
The guy knew that there were just as many narcissistic and self-serving females in the world as their were narcissistic and selfish males (like himself, the asshole that he was) from experience in the world, and so he just stayed single, no matter who came up with a new rumor about him. There were too many people who had an obsession with living like they were in Hollywood all the time with their bullshit gossip and rumors, which even some of the people in Hollywood found irritating.
by Solid Mantis August 25, 2020
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Marc: Hey are you single?

Alex: No my name is Alex
Marc: ooh my bad thought you were someone else
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Strategically independent never guessing love ever.
Im single because I’m using strategies to be independent and never guessing what love means ever
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Is what I am

Underage for most girls is also what I am
Single
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Singles

Noun. One dollar bills. Never used in the singular form. Can also refer to coins or gambling chips with a one dollar denomination.
A five dollar bill and three singles equals $8.
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Singles’ Monday

1st Monday after Valentines day, was invented by Dania Restaurant in Romania to celebrate and reward single people
Damn that Singles’ Monday offer at Dania filled me up today
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