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a guy who will steal your heart in a flash cause you give it to him.
by poptartpoppin April 18, 2019
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Noah is the definition of a Minecraft player that gets salty whenever someone says he sucks.
Guy: Hey Noah u suck at minecraft
Noah: STFU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by creeper_hater_16 April 19, 2019
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Noah is a caring, loyal and trustworthy boyfriend to have. He will look after you and support you through any tough stage of ur life. He tends to be really hot and good at rugby, if you ever manage to pull a noah you’re very lucky cuz he’s a keeper. His type is usually small, blonde and feisty❤️
God I love noah he’s just perfect
by Shister James April 21, 2019
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Noah is a very sporty, dumb yet hot guy who is very nice popular and a good friend when u need one!
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by Maddie Elers April 24, 2019
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Noah is not an intellect. He is probably the stupidest person you'll ever meet. He sucks at soccer and likes the piece of garbage that is Bayern Munich and supports Robert Lewandowski. Absolutely bonkers. Anyways. Noah is sort of a comedian. Most of the time, he makes people laugh, but only because those people must be bored out of their minds. Noah also is rich because he goes on a cruise each year. However, only lame kids go on a cruise. Last year, a girl named Emily went to space. He'll never be as cool as that Emily though. Noah also doesn't want to admit that he is gay and likes these 5 kids named Ayden, Carson, Zuriel, Trent, and Kevin. Overall he's an average dude, but kinda sucks.
Dang it. Noah's here. He's a buzzkill and ruins EVERYTHING. He's good at clash though.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
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A Noah is someone who can be very annoying but at the same time the most cutest boy you may meet. At the age of 16, a Noah guy can be sweet, funny and downright manipulative. He can kiss you and the next day not talk to you. A Noah can also be the fake person alive, like talking to you and in the middle of the conversation go talk to his friends. A Noah could also take advantage of your feelings. He can and might play with your mind and also be trying to get with you. At the end of the day he wants you so bad that he'll start talking about and wanting you the more.
Girl: Hey Noah um we need to talk cause I think things are getting complicated
Noah: Oh, ok um nah actually
Girl: What? Why?
*leaves you
by N-y'know May 1, 2019
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Asshole with an alpaca
Noah is a guy who has an awsome alpaca.
by bishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh May 19, 2019
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