Always Asleep Never Dead

A fantasy band made up of Andy Biersack, Vikki Swink, Matt Good, and Vanessa James.
Andy is from Black Veil Brides and has done side projects like Average Joe and the Chance & Andy show.
Vikki is from soEmo.uk.co, is a Gore Site Model in training, and has competed in one NAM.

Matt Good is from Kit Fysto, with past bands Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows and From First to Last.
Vanessa James is the owner of Sugarfix Clothing, appearing in a wide range of music videos and Transformers 2.

Jake: Always Asleep Never Dead can never be a real band because of the contract Matt Good had to sign when he was in D.R.U.G.S.
Melissa: I know.. sucks for them!

Jake: It's all Craig Owens fault

by laurenliveslife September 26, 2013

you will never be satisfied

you will never be satisfied with what you have. you get a wife/husband and then cheat on them by accident because the person that made you cheat is forcing you to.

Person A: i know my sister like i know my own mind, you will never find, anyone who is trusting or as kind! i love my sister more than anything in this universe--- you will never be satisfied, god i hope you're satisfiiiiiiied
Person C: you'll never gonna be president now!
Person B: *extremely pissed off*

by Kiyotaka Ishimauru December 31, 2020

The world may never know

An answer to absolutely every question not fulfilling the persons original questions.

Girl: “How old are you?”

You: “The world may never know.”

Girl: “Bruh.”

by Papa Smoke January 13, 2022

always a bridesmaid never a bride

always the other woman, never the important person in a relationship, the side person

“Im always a bridesmaid never a bride”

by corpsebride1234 April 15, 2022

I'm never drinking again

I say this every time I suffer a hangover or regret some things I did/said the night before, but when I say this I'm a fuckin' liar lol.

Person 1: I'm never drinking again
Person 2: Famous last words
Person 1: No, honest! This is the worst hangover I have ever suffered and apparently I had some gay sex with another man and I'm straight
Person 2: I know what will cure your hangover!
Person 1: And what's that?
Person 2: Another beer
Person 1: Has PTSD over seeing the beer in his hand

by UltimateDoge August 5, 2022

Wells, Nevada

If you blink you'll miss it.

It's like a shooting star. Wells, Nevada goes by that fast.

by Al4sum December 30, 2009

flippedy floppedy, never gonna stoppedy

What you say when you're asked to stop doing drugs, or asked to stop doing whatever you're doing that is considered inappropriate in public.

"Son, I'd like it if you would quit smoking."
'Flippedy floppedy, never gonna stoppedy. Sorry, dad.'

by shankfest '09 March 7, 2010