nail whoran

our little Irish princess

28:who is that

369: oh that's Nail whoran he's the most o qwfx,fxqi,qi,qeor,riqxrhioq human being in the entire world im gonna die

by 28369 June 6, 2022

hang nail

that irritating little shit skin that hangs off your finger below your fingernail.

I hope thats what this is.

"what's this shit?"
"it's hang nail. pull it."
"okay"
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK"

by timenssemper June 28, 2021

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019

Cum Nails

When a girl has nail polish that resemble the appearance of cum.

Damn nice cum nails Melanie!

by kabar6 August 4, 2022

nail fu

Ancient spanish fighting style when nails are used as weaponry

Watch out I know nail fu!

by duudewersdf June 9, 2011

rusty nail

what happens when you leave a nail in salt water... did you think it was a sex thing... people these days

i left my nail in salt water and it turned into a rusty nail

by johnmononononononono August 13, 2018

Brown Nail

Remembers of shit left under your finger nail after a scat party.

A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.

“Hey bros how’s it going?”
*hand shake*

“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”

“A what?”

“A scat party!”

“Ew man! You got brown nail.”

by Tricaratope womb raider July 2, 2024