caleb mooney

you got that potato head that’s like 12 feet long.

caleb mooney has a fucking potato head

by eemmyy September 10, 2020

caleb mooney

caleb mooney can be very sweet and caring but his armpits smell like onion and his head is shaped like a potato and it 12 feet long

caleb mooney is a cool dude with a potato head

by eemmyy September 10, 2020

Middlefield mooner

The act of showing your bottom to a friends elderly relative

Calder just middlefield moonered yer grunny min!

by Yerboygotho March 3, 2021

leah monie

fittest bitch you’ll ever know

sexy mf

wee gimp: who’s that?

robert pattinson: leah monie 😍😍😏😏😏💦💦
wee gimp: wow, what a sexy mf

robert pattinson: i know my wife is sexy asf xxx

by notleahmonie June 4, 2021

Cardinal Mooney Highschool

Quite possible the gayest combination of cum guzzling wanna-be-rich kids. Encounters with Mooney kids include Failed athletes, sub 3 Gpa's, no bitches, white claw gladiators, feins, and the flatest most ratchet girls to exist.

Q: Oh you go to Cardinal Mooney Highschool?

A: Ya what about it?
Q: Fuck you....

by Macaroni and Miller October 6, 2021

Dirty moonbeam

When a moonbeam is in the woods for several weeks drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes..

I feel enlightened from the dirty moonbeam..

by Dab'll Doo March 12, 2022

Hamish Monie

Some bum who is similar to a leaf as he is 0.00001 grams heavy. He gets absolutely no bitches (-50 estimated) and his parents like to belt the shit out of him. He doesn't like to go out on a windy day because he will get blown away, that's why he can't get a haircut.

That guy is such a bum his name is probably Hamish Monie

by Jackson Theodore the seventeen March 27, 2022