moose rack

when selling a car as a car salesman the moose rack is known as ten thousand dollars gross profit on one car sale.

i just made a moose rack on that ford mustang
off of that stupid customer.

by dwarf tosser May 16, 2009

moosticles

The large nuts contained in the sack of a moose.

holy christ, check out those moosticles! they're bigger than my head for fuck's sake.

by tittlebee May 18, 2009

moosturbate

Verb. A term used by Canadians. To masturbate to generate body heat in the winter time.

"Sure is cold and lonely in this igloo! I better moosturbate to get warm!"

by debaby May 20, 2014

moose knuckle monday

A social media hashtag where guys show off their moose knuckle on Mondays.

Yo Shanikqua, did you see the bulge in that dudes pants?
Yeah girl don't you know, it's moose knuckle Monday!

by Silky mane May 13, 2016

Moose

A word used to describe anything, everything and nothing. Can be used as an insult, complement or a feeling you can't describe.

Person: That girl is so rude she's such a moose

by BibliophileDrarry May 28, 2018

Moosey Poosey

Noun: Latinx orgin
A severe case of camel-toe (i.e.; where the vortex of the crotch acquires the form of the vagina's lips {Poosey}).

Oh My Gawd Becky! Her moosey poosey is so, like, up in there, it's cutting off circulation to her uterus!
Damn, Gurl! My anaconda ain't gon' fit in that tight-ass moosey poosey!
Ay guey! That moosey poosey looks so juicy--I wanna add some Cholula and take a bite out that taco! MMMMMM-que sabroso!
That moosey poosey is so deep, I could track you in the snow!

by vajuice June 3, 2019

Mooseup

It means put your hands on your head like you're doing moose antlers

Everybody mooseup

by Agentmoose101 November 8, 2019