Mongology

The study of odd and often drunken behaviour.

Tina went to the pub to people watch for her mongology degree.

by Fatchaz February 16, 2021

Mongoloid

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
Happier than you and me

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one knew

He was a mongoloid

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
His friends were unaware

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
Nobody even cared

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one knew

He was a mongoloid

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
Happier than you and me

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one knew

He was a mongoloid
He was a mongoloid

by WorseThanHitler February 27, 2021

Mongolian Mouthwash

A male peeing into a female’s mouth.

My husband gave me the ol’ Mongolian Mouthwash now I’m pregnant with Martians. Elon Musk help me!

by Wayne0keefe April 4, 2021

Mongolian Blivet

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.

Guy 1: That chick's bra is too small
Guy 2: Yeah, it makes her tits look like a Mongolian Blivet.

by anonymous May 21, 2021

mongole

A very offensive Quebec French term for a person born suffering either from fetal alcohol syndrome and/or downe's syndrome

If someone calls you a mongole, tell them they are a Chernobyl bantling

by Sexydimma June 20, 2021

Mongolord

the lord of all mongoloids

Person 1: oh this bitch is a mongolord

by Plague DBD July 15, 2021

Mongolian Snooker Cue

A Mongolian Snooker Cue is an intense manoeuvre applied in the bedroom during sexual intercourse.

It is performed by cumming all over your partner's phone, dialing the police and then rapidly shoving the phone inside your partner's vagina. Once you have inserted the phone into your partner you procede to Knock them clean out with a cheeky right hook, then take a shit all over their pillows and flea the scene.

Oh my goodness it appears somebody has Mongolian Snooker Cued my poor sister

Are you ok after being Mongolian Snooker Cued mother?

by Dorgo_is_skinny69 July 29, 2021