Monday bag

When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag

Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?

-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex

Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag

by Slamthatspam February 14, 2017

Cyber Monday Deal

A financially lucrative deal on online retail items coming the Monday after Thanksgiving.

I found this cyber monday deal for you, I thought you might need some after you mentioned the handyman's special repairs you were making on your bed.

by amateurmaester December 1, 2025

Mullet Monday

A mixture of Monster Energy , Lemon , and habanero pepper juice

Aw man , monday was rough. I started my day with a mullet monday

by anonymous May 19, 2021

Tap tit monday

As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)

“Hey Sarah!” *taps tit*

“Ow what was that for?!”
“It’s tap tit Monday!”

by A bitch that makes holidays March 18, 2020

Monday Party

A “Montag Party” is a last minute event that was announced just a day before it takes place and is held on a Monday

Montag Party is a surprisingly dope party and lasts until the early morning hours of the next day

Typically celebrated in shared living arrangements, it needs to piss off at least 50% of the roommates to be a success

Necessary games are beer pong and seven minutes in heaven

Dylan: Yo dude! Do you remember the legendary party at schillhouse?
Max: What party dude
Dylan: Damn boi, this party on a monday
Max: sheesh boyy, THE legendary monday party?? everyone remembers it, this shit was dope!! i wish i’ll be on the guestlist next time

by juliabiala January 19, 2020

I will be sick on Monday

Def. ( Irony ). To fake being sick, usually due to fatigue, stress or irrationality. This term, created by Generation Y, was made many years ago and has eased it's way into new lingo.

There is a test on Tuesday; therefore, I will be sick on Monday

by TheWeirdBear August 21, 2024

monday syndrome

Because job or school, hating or scaring Monday and when get closer to Monday, be depressed. Usually consist on Sunday.

I'm in the monday syndrome, don't interfere me.

by FakirOyuncu December 4, 2016