Monday

Noun: Mondays are when we meet the koala lord and the kangaroo lord, along with our magic potion of Watson’s lychee soda. It also happens when we take millions of photos and selfies, like crazy people. We model ourselves with glassy glasses, on promotion BUY ONE GET ONE FREE. Sometimes, we TRY to practice (very hard indeed), but that never happens. If mom is reading this, YES I PRACTICE WHEN I GO TO MONDAYS AND DO ALLLL MY HOMEWORK. We (me) also eat 12000 packs of seaweed, --- new record, surplus package, my computer farts.

I love Mondays. I ran out of Monday tickets. Mondays, 100 dollars.

by where is the lychee soda January 6, 2022

Monday

Garfield's least favorite day.

Garfield: I hate Mondays.
Dave: Do you want be to kill you?

by Webkinz Person 515315151 November 29, 2019

White shirt Monday

Everyone has to wear a white shirt no matter what

James Charles like white shirt Monday and back shots

by Light skin mf May 21, 2022

cyborg monday

A typical Monday morning for Cyborg.

"BOOYAH!" shouted Cyborg as he woke up on Cyborg Monday.

by IDONTMIND April 10, 2019

A month of Mondays

A month on Mondays is four weeks

Ali, I haven’t played call of duty with my brother in a month of Mondays

by Mister Pasta May 29, 2023

MONDAY

A racial slur.

Everyone hates Monday's.

by George Wallace June 5, 2018

Prank Monday

prank time me when i get pranked

dw it’s just prank monday

by leon kennedy March 8, 2025