moist

Its a good thing to be moist, basically nice and wet ;)

Does moist make you uncomfortable;)

by Wroosh September 14, 2020

Moist Vincent

Sticking a wet penis inside your girls ear

Ron gave Sarah a Moist Vincent last night, now she's pissed.

by Captain Dave 13 November 13, 2020

Thunder Moist

Description of someone’s pants after a wet fart or shart.

Kaleb’s pants are definitely Thunder Moist after letting that one rip.

by Z329 July 18, 2022

Moist Vegetable

What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.

Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped

Antonyms: MVP, top boy

Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"

by schweffganistan December 15, 2016

Moist muwpus

The second in line to the throne
If u get called moist muwpus it means u are great but not as great as wet wumpus, its a back handed compliment really

Meh I guess ur moist muwpus but ur still a bozo

Did u hear about doreen?

Yeah she's not wet wumpus but she's moist muwpus

by Dry dumpus August 20, 2022

Moist Daddy

Name of a rapper who drops the most ill beats and has insane rhyming skills capable of burning down buildings with fire mix tapes. Usually have the name Alex

Oh my god moist daddy just dropped another mixtape and it was fire

by The Real Moist Daddy June 10, 2016

moist rat

The most bottom in the world they will always claim they are a top or a switch but in reality they are a sad bottom.

"Casey you really are a moist rat."

by Pridedspartan99 February 25, 2021