Moist Lunch

Oppisite to dry lunch

A person who's face you love to look to look at and couldn't ever imagine slapping it.

Someone who is always prepared with the ready's and loves to splash out on other people

I love looking at your face, your such a moist lunch

Thanks for the round of drinks, you such a moist lunch! Love you.

by lee_mozzy October 27, 2009

Moist Phoenix Grip

The act of one women sticking her hand up her wet vagina, and giving a hand job.

Last night me, and Bill did a "Moist Phoenix Grip while talking about our day.

by XXBurittoblowerxx October 24, 2011

Moist Brownie

Like a wet willie but instead of inserting the wet finger into the ear canal, you insert it into the anal cavity of a female.

Guy: I'm going to give you a moist brownie.
Girl: What's that?
Guy: Bend over and I'll show you.
*Guy inserts wet finger into her anal cavity*

by Sarah E G...... January 11, 2014

Moist-Oyster

A damp to completely sopping women's reproductive organ.

Damn fucker, I'd like to tickle her bean while I go tonsils deep in her moist-oyster!

by SpoogeQueen February 14, 2015

moist cock

It is just a moist cock and is very good to women

Moist cock is good

by Dicksmacker9000 March 27, 2017

moist penis

A moist penis is when you bust a nut at your wife's funeral.

Hey guys I just got a moist penis last weekend.

by SuckMyPenisWrikleTillIBustANut July 4, 2017

moisty wet wet

manky-ness that just is not nice, no-one wants to touch it
it could be anyone or anything

oi don't touch that thats a moisty wet wet innit bruv

by Ali gay, BAM the finger guns June 6, 2018