Mitch Bitch

An alcoholic beverage that is attained by mixing 1 part Yager to 4 parts Root Beer (preferably A&W or IBC, MUG tastes like shit). This was concocted by none other than Mitch Ortenburg and it's his guarantee "Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!"

I drank a big Mitch Bitch last night and ended up with my pannies in my vag. (Hypothetically speaking)

by Mitch Ortenburg October 11, 2008

micheal

He's a real asshole at times. He's got a quick temper but a big heart. He would do anything for his family. He works hard and plays harder. He talks a lot of shit, but he won't hesitate to fight over someone he loves. He's a little jealous, but that's OK. And did I mention? He's ugly as Hell

Micheal is so ugly

by aj69you March 11, 2017

Mitch

The strangest boy walking down the street. He lives with his best friend and spends most of his time as an asshole. he tends to be proud of this fact and is very upfront about it. he comes across as someone who's made bad choices but he's doing what he can to make better ones. he has this girl and she doesnt deserve him at all. he has his moments when he's the nicest person you'll ever meet. it's these moments that makes his girl smile. he wakes her up and says good night. he's genuine and outspoken. very fun, funky, and humorous. sometimes he sports glitter but thats okay, his gf did it. over all, Mitch is a good guy and people tend to over look it. if you see a Mitch, he's worth getting to know.

Girl 1: Hey who's that guy...?
Girl 2: Oh that's Mitch. he's adorable. you'll love him.

by the little mermaid 42195 January 19, 2012

Mitch McConnell

A word based on the Kentucky senator, a Mitch McConnel is an adorable little man who looks like a turtle and seems like he's smart, but then end up filibustering his own bill.
But Dangit! He's cute!

"I would vote you out, but you're too much of a Mitch McConnell"

by THE DONKIE January 1, 2019

Mitch

A really sweet guy that will be with you through thick and thin no matter what...if you are lucky enough to be one of the few people he cares about.

Jill: You looked really stressed out last night, you ok?

Lisa: Yeah, i was.. I'm OK now though! I called Greg and we went out for coffee. he -

Jill: Say no more. You're lucky to have him as your boyfriend, total mitch he is.

by Kgame43 February 8, 2010

Micheal

A dumb ass Ching Chong who thinks he's funny but just asks for your homework in the end. Also extremely ahi at basketball and thinks he's the next Yoa Ming.

Micheal Hsu is a stupid Asian

by Jewish asians August 28, 2017

Matchew

Someone with high levels of Autism and a fucked up amount of chromosomes. Other aspects include a 1inch peepeee and a fetish for goths

Why is there a Matchew wanking outside a goths window

by MightyWilham123123 May 19, 2019