[Michael]

A Dutch Farmer boy;a guy who has really long blonde hair and wears a straw hat;a fagot who loves to take it up the ass
Dude did u just see that kid, he looks like a strait up michael.
by Ricky Verssen May 04, 2008
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Michael

Very dirty minded and repetitive. The kid most people are scared to be around mostly because of his dirty mind and various mood swings. He has a bit of a charming side, but a very secretive charming side. His jokes will sometimes go over your head, but he means well!
Student A: Hey Michael, how was your day?
Michael: That's what she said!
by donkeysh*t November 27, 2017
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Michael

A typical whiteboy.
Someone who can steal your bitch in an instant. Someone who measures their dick in millimeters instead of inches to make himself feel big. Someone who has 3 balls instead of 2. Someone who suffers from extreme autism. Someone who thinks animals are actually living things. The type of nibba to email a whole Bee Movie script to his teacher in a chatroom and play club penguin on the school computer. If your name is Michael please kill yourself effective immediately. Go drink gasoline and then eat an ignited match you fuck. Go talk to your girlfriend on omegle faggot
by Thepeepeepoopooman420 October 24, 2018
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You are being such a Michael
by Team name December 01, 2019
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God, Michael is such a bitch-ass mother-fucker.
by Bunny3187 January 15, 2019
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I hate Michael
by weed69 December 13, 2019
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Man Michael is such a simp.
by PixelGMR March 22, 2020
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