Mexican Abortion

When a pregnant Mexican woman is hoisted by a rope, and local children bash her womb with sticks like a Piñata. Causes blunt force trauma to the fetus and kills it.

Peter's mom went to get a Mexican Abortion, but that failed and made him retarded

by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit October 29, 2018

Mexican Saver

When a mexicans lawnmower has run out of gas and a "Mexican Saver" goes to get him some gas.

My lawnmower ran out of gas, and since my friend did not want me to lose my job he went and got be some gas, I now call him the "Mexican Saver"

by Bizzle25534 May 5, 2009

Mexican Mop

The act of strapping 2 wet towels, t-shirts, or other soft items to the bottoms of your feet and walking/moving on a hard surface to clean.

Pedro couldn't find his mop to clean his floor, so he got 2 old t-shirts from his closet and put shampoo on them - He made a Ghettofabulous Mexican Mop.

by Pedro L. January 10, 2008

Mexican Mouthwash

An entire bottle of hot sauce (no, not Tabasco the hot sauce that actually tastes good I'm talking the Mexican shit that no one likes) mixed in the mouth with sperm from a Mexican (also includes island Mexicans i.e. Cubans, Puerto Ricans, and Dominicans.)

Carlos: Ehh Ese you hear? Jesus gave Elena some Mexican Mouthwash last night! (Make sure to say this example here like a Mexican...)

by RaceDoesMatter June 19, 2012

Mexican Election

An election where there is only one candidate, or one candidate that is a reasonable choice.

This dates back to the ultra corrupt Mexican government.

Bush Vs Kerry is a mexican election

by Dave November 2, 2004

mexican white

mexican white, those that still look spanish decent, non oriental eyes. Must have head height twice as long as head width, round eyes, thin lips with a caucasian body structure, typically.If any light complexion mexican has a sibling that is Indian or heavy brown pigmentation, chances are that you are not considered white and may even consider mexican white to have a different view and ethnicity than a light skin mexican.

Mexican whites are in the same race as those of the southern europeans and in the same race name, "caucasian" as those of the rest of the european region, from scandanavia to Armenia and to North Africa.

by willi3 September 28, 2006

Mexican Rodeo

When you fuck a girl in the ass and after a goood, lets say, one hour, you tell her you have AIDS, and then you hold on as long as you can like a rodeo!

Girl: Omg, fuck me harder!
Boy: Ohh yeah baby, guess what?
Girl: Mmm, tell me baby!
Boy: I have AIDS....
Girl: You WHAAAT?!!?
Runs hysterically around the room screaming

Dude, i was butt fucking my girlfriend, and then i told her i had AIDS, and then i held on like a mexican rodeo!

by kriis witha k May 24, 2007