Blind Melon 

You poke/remove girl's eye out, then you proceed to penetrate her in the empty eye socket. When youre almost done you pull out and finish/cum in her other (and only) eye.
(This is probably going to be a featured scene in one of Tarantino's upcoming movies)

I blind meloned Linda so bad last night, I had to buy her a guide dog the next morning.

Blind Melon by MC.GM.AP January 19, 2009

melany 

super nice loves horses and most animals she misses her friends in France and has a little crush on someone special

Melany is a french and nice girl

melany by pls work October 29, 2019

melon head 

ones head that is shaped in the size of a melon. one ugly stupid tag along with very bad acne resembling a hens ass with the body of a ethiopian crossed with a somalian. yellow teeth dragon breath mutherfucka.

melon u fuckin tag along. suck my dong.

melon head by Luke Gill January 7, 2005

melons

The worst possible hand in poker.

The nuts is the best possible hand.

For example there is Ace King 2 3 4 on board, the melons would be 5 6.

melons by hitch September 29, 2005

melonface 

A word used to describe someone with a fat face. It may not mean the person themself is a fatty bum-bum but sometimes they are. Ocassionally the person is actually quite hot but most likely, they arent.

Hahaha wat a melonface.

melonface by Lowesy93 May 13, 2008

'mazin melon 

A drink made by hawiian punch that contains heroin that makes you addicted to it

Dam I need a fix of Mazin Melon

'mazin melon by Katoon May 9, 2003

What is that melody? 

Comes from Overwatch character "Sigma" a way of saying that you are above the masses, not reliant on any female

"Yo John what is that melody?"

"No fucking clue I'm a Sigma."

What is that melody? by ItsBrick November 3, 2022