March 25

national grab tittie is a day where you can anybody’s titties whenever and where ever

did you hear that it’s national grab tittie day March 25?

by Mo🦋 March 24, 2022

March 5th

National Pop a titte day for your bf

Oh it’s March 5th, I Gotta pop a tittes for my bf

by Eichiazami February 26, 2022

March 26

If you're born on this date, then you're a vampire who doesn't age and is extremly handsome

"You are born march 26?"
"Yes."
"How never getting old?"

by Mcexfi July 27, 2020

4th March

On this day you have to kiss or make out with your friends at least 5 times. No consequences just fun

I’m so exited for 4th March

by Charlotte_wassupp March 3, 2021

March of the penguins

The process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles.

March of the penguins is the process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles and waddling in a penguin like fashion, to enable you to clean up after masturbating.

by Rapscalion65 March 12, 2010

march 4th

The ONLY date of the julianic calender year that is ALSO a command.

Commander: March 4th you panzies!
Soldier: Actually dude, today is march 6th.
Commander: ...?

by what do i write here? December 6, 2009

march of the penguins

The walk people do out of the bathroom when there is no toilet paper. Or when someone shits their pants on the way to the can.

“Man you should have seen the bathroom at the Jet’s game after they ran out of TP”

“It was like march of the penguins up in that bitch.”

by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012