Lorenz

Lorenzesare people who like pairing bright colours with bright colours and patterns. They are very proud of who he they are and prioritises self love and care over bitches. Dancing is their favourite way of expressing emotions. Man buns or plant like hairstyles are their go to. Common traits are zesty, two faced, burger lover, rude and know it alls. They are outsiders but they don’t care, because they are proud of being so unique.

Guy 1: “this fit makes me feel like a Lorenz”
Guy 2: “yeah it’s really shit”

*guy insults bus driver because he wants to munch on his burger, but he’s not allowed*
“Look, it’s a Lorenz in its natural habitat”

by Bread slice 0908 November 25, 2023

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Lorenzo

A squash UwU

Hey, is that Lorenzo?
Yeah, but he's literally a squash UwU

by Beeboatmelonz December 9, 2023

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Lorenzzo

Lorenzzo is a laid-back person but can be overly sensitive. He has legendary music taste and can get pretty mad when u spell his name with one Z instead of two. He hates seeing the word Lorenzo because he hates seeing his incomplete name. Not many girls like him and he has not many talents but Lorenzzo doesn't give two shits about it.

Fuck you auto-correct for changing my name from Lorenzzo to Lorenzo!

Lorenzzo has the best music taste this world has ever seen!

by totallydidmyhomework December 10, 2023

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Lorenzo Stroke day

A day for all Ken Carson supporters to take a day off of work and stroke their hearts out! It specifically references “Lorenzo” as that is one of Ken Carson’s #1 fans alias. He is the best stroker out of all Ken Carson’s small community of fans.

Man I can’t wait to stroke on Lorenzo Stroke Day, I won’t even have to work so I can focus on getting premium strokes!

by Luvvdizzy December 27, 2023

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