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Lobster: A delicious Delicate food that is expensive. Really expensive. 2nd Definition: A person who forgot to wear sunblock to the beach or on a hot day.
1: This lobster is delicious!
2: Here we have the rare (Insert name here) Lobster
Lobster by Jonathan Pallmyt June 23, 2017

Lobster Paw 

When one lacks a butthole
i hear that girl Haley has a lobster paw and can't fart.
Lobster Paw by Pittbuls June 28, 2017

Lobster Hut 

Another way for muslims to say Red Lobster.
Me and my dad ripped off Lobster Hut.
Lobster Hut by Zumpus January 28, 2018
on the female pubic hair like crabs but they evolved.
DAUMMMMMMMMMMM TORI YOU GOT THE LOBSTERS!!!
Lobster by sortakindajo February 18, 2018
"He's her lobster!!!"
Lobster by snooby-doo March 6, 2018

Lobster Claw 

The sexual act of using one hand to pleasure a woman's vagina and anus simultaneously.

This is done by joining the pointer finger and middle into one claw and inserting in one hole, while forming the the second claw with the ring finger and pinkie and inserting into another hole.
Jimmy: "Man I totally lobster clawed that girl out last night."
Frankie: "Oh yea? Did you claw her up hard?"
Jimmy: "Hell yea I did, I Lobstered her all night!"
Lobster Claw by AyeSugarTits May 30, 2018