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Emo Kids 

First, I am going to tell you what emo is not.
Emo is not "omgzz i'm gonna go slit my wrists." It is not the stereotypical tight jeans and shirts on both sexes. Emo is not always a genre of music.
Emo means (and please don't get all mad at me, but this is what my experience tells me) means pretty much emotional.
Now, it doesn't mean that the kid is always depressed and sad and mopey, it just means that the kid goes through mood swings relatively fast.
Now, emo kids can be seen wearing a typical tight demeanor (tight clothing) with flats, odd, clashing accessories, and greasy (or not) hair with long bangs. Black eyeliner as well. But this does not mean that all emo's wear the same thing. They can wear whatever the hell they want, but this style attracts lots of Emo Kids.
Some emo kids are actually always depressed, but I like to call these... depressed kids. NOT emo's. These are the kind of kids who give a bad name to emo's and are the main stereotype for emo's.
I don't really understand why everybody thinks it's funny to stereotype emo's as suicide victims and ungrateful depressed people.
It's not really like that.
Emo kid 1 : My boyfriend broke up with me.
Emo Kid 2 : Thats too bad. Wanna come over to watch a movie?
Emo Kid 1 : Yeah, that'd be fun. I can show you my new skinny jeans.
Emo Kids 2 : Rad. Come on over.

SEEEE?
Emo Kids by Omigodalexan December 11, 2008
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Cosby Kids Splasher 

Little pieces of shit that look kinda like deer poop. The turds sometimes have a mind of their own and splash the toilet water up, causing a drippy poo-hole.

-Resembling Cosby Kids causin' a rukus at the swimming pool.
Denny: Ahh dammit, the Cosby Kids Splasher got me again! Sad thing is, I only brought one towel :/

Jim: That sucks dude..

weymouth kids 

Weymouth kids are the toughest kids in the south shore. Kids from surrounding towns always talk shit about them but would get the shit beat outta them if they went face to face with one of them. The only kids in the south shore that know how to work and not have everything given to them.
Hingham kids always get beat up by Weymouth Kids at the Hingham Shipayrd.

drop the kids off

When you dont want to say i have to poop or take a dump
Hey, i'll be right back, I gotta drop the kids off and they are in a hurry!
drop the kids off by slingerboy August 26, 2008

Put The Kids to Bed 

Complete and utter ownage. This can occur in Beer Pong, Mario Kart, anything really. Usually shouted by the winner after the final nail is put in the coffin.

Basically implying that the opponents bed time has passed, and it's time for adults to play.
*Mike hits final cup in civil war*

Mike: WOW I'M TOO GOOD. PUT THE KIDS TO BED
Put The Kids to Bed by GOODKID December 8, 2013

Jerry's kids 

1. A derogatory term for kids who receive support from the Muscular Dystrophy Association. They are called this due to the MDA having a sixty-year partnership with Jerry Lee Lewis
2. A hardcore punk band from Boston who released two albums and still tours today.
1. Noah is one of Jerry's kids.
2. Jerry's Kids kick serious ass! You should really listen to their debut album "Is This My World?"
Jerry's kids by hcpunkfan703 July 17, 2018

black kids 

a really awesome band that has one of those ridiculously long names for their songs...'i'm not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you'

sidenote: the name of their band gives way for some awesome puns
person a: hey, have you heard black kids?

person b: yeah, they're so fuckin' ghetto. all loud and shit in--

a: actually, dude i was talking about the band...

b: ohh...

a: fuckin' racist. *walks away*
black kids by poporoptopia October 22, 2008