Junk Juggling

Grabbing your pants at the crotch and twisting your hips while moving the pants fabric with your hand. Men do this to get their penis and scrotum in a more comfortable position.

Man, my dick's stuck to my sack, I got to do some junk juggling to get comfortable.

by chunkifeat June 11, 2008

Junk Mugger

A dude who digs other dudes. You know... in that way.

M3at - I think that dude might dig other dudes. You know... in that way.
Sp3rm Doner - Yeah, he's definitely a junk mugger.

by Sp3rm Doner October 27, 2008

Junk Skunk

When one has terrible and raunchy farts over a long period of time. This situation of Flatulation can be loud or silent, but they are always violent.

"Man! I've totally got the junk skunk; I've been farting all day and they smell horrible!"

by Mauldtheman January 28, 2009

junk bump

2. when a woman looks like she has meaty man bits in her pants.

i saw junk bump in her camo pants...

by 977135 January 23, 2010

junkaholic

of, relating to, caused by compulsive spending, emassing large collections of items, junk, of interest.

One affected with Junkitis.

A typical Junkaholic is when a person spends all of their spare time going to flea markets, yard/garage sales, shopping malls, thrift stores, online sites, endlessly searching and buying items of interest.

by Panthera Atrox January 25, 2011

junkatarian

A person who only eats junk food.

Person A: "I just became a vegetarian. So I can't eat meat."
Person B: "Fuck that. I'm a junkatarian."
Person A: "What is that?"
Person B: It means I eat cheese doodles and chocolate chip cookies for breakfast, lunch and dinner."

by MrNoobTubeGamer March 2, 2016

bum junk ultra

what u say when u dont feel like answering your friend.

annoying friend:yo i said what game are you playing

cooler kid: freakin shut up

annoying friend: tell me yo

cooler kid:im playin bum junk ultra now shut up

by branodn thompson March 18, 2009