i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

by discombobulator! November 21, 2010

stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper

A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares

Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.

by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008

Jock Martin

Jock Martin is a fictional astronaut in the book "Ogen van tijgers" by Tonke Dragt.

Jock Martin ziet overal ogen – ook de onzichtbare van machthebbers die hem bespieden.

by Jock M. August 5, 2009

Jock hopster

Noun: A girl who systematically moves from guy to guy within a particular group or click when she is dissed or dumped by whom ever she is currently persuing within that group.

Dude, have you heard that Joey is dating the jock hopster? That girl has tried to hook up with all of us, man she's a jock hopster!

by Houston JC July 8, 2009

Giant Jocks

A fat person, as in requires large underwear. Can also just be stated as "jocks". Only refers to being fat.

Q.What was that chick like who you met on the internet?
A. Dude... Giant Jocks!
A. She was jocks!

by Fordgazm September 10, 2009

Cellular Jocking

The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device

An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger

An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell

Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking

Sentence
Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.

Cellular Jocking phone jocking

by Matt a Victim March 30, 2010

Jock

Idiom, Irish origin~

esp. a scornful term used to convey a particular expression of disgust at the exceptional state of disrepair/bad condition of the item under discussion.

"That yoke's in a fucking jock" Hench exclaims as we pull up to view a 1989 zxr400 motorcycle which was described as 'in good condition' on ebay after driving 65miles. And promptly leave.

by Graham, the throbbing one €==8 April 16, 2010