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Jet

Word used by asian co-worker when trying to leave work in order to eat corado or consume rib.
Mike, ready to Jet? I am trying to eat rib.
by Chairman Meoww July 2, 2010
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jet-skiied

While in the Bahamas, the occurrence of several black men in their young twenty's consistently asking you to ride on their jet ski's at outrageously overpriced rates. The consistency of these men to ask you to jet-ski with them tends to bother most passerby. Also, these men tend to be incredibly sketchy. Usually their greetings come with obscene hand signals.
'Pretty lady discount over here! Jet ski, Jet ski!" -Creepy Black Man #1

*10 yards later*

'Jet ski for the sisters! Jet ski! Here!' -Creepy Black Man #2

Me: "We've just been jet-skiied!"
by bohemianchild November 2, 2012
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Jet

A person which i can black mail any second now.
"You want anime tits with ketchup,
honestly same" -Jet
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Jet Job

Verb-to receive oral sex from a water jet in a pool/Jacuzzi etc.
Commonly refered to as "JJ" relative to the term "BJ"
Man, that Jacuzzi just gave me a Jet Job.
by Aquaphile June 14, 2017
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Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !
by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025
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jet puff

That guy must be taking jet puffs, he’s been up all night trying to replace the brakes on his truck.
by Impavida23 January 21, 2024
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jet lube

The lube that is used for excessively shoving your cock in a girls hole.
My cock did not fit until I used some jet lube.
by Coleman Lee March 14, 2015
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