by Chairman Meoww July 2, 2010

While in the Bahamas, the occurrence of several black men in their young twenty's consistently asking you to ride on their jet ski's at outrageously overpriced rates. The consistency of these men to ask you to jet-ski with them tends to bother most passerby. Also, these men tend to be incredibly sketchy. Usually their greetings come with obscene hand signals.
'Pretty lady discount over here! Jet ski, Jet ski!" -Creepy Black Man #1
*10 yards later*
'Jet ski for the sisters! Jet ski! Here!' -Creepy Black Man #2
Me: "We've just been jet-skiied!"
*10 yards later*
'Jet ski for the sisters! Jet ski! Here!' -Creepy Black Man #2
Me: "We've just been jet-skiied!"
by bohemianchild November 2, 2012

by Not The Binding Of Isaac Guy March 18, 2022

Verb-to receive oral sex from a water jet in a pool/Jacuzzi etc.
Commonly refered to as "JJ" relative to the term "BJ"
Commonly refered to as "JJ" relative to the term "BJ"
by Aquaphile June 14, 2017

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag
ENSUES after a redeye flight
Stages of Redeye Zombification :
1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability
6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation
Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
ENSUES after a redeye flight
Stages of Redeye Zombification :
1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability
6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation
Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025

That guy must be taking jet puffs, he’s been up all night trying to replace the brakes on his truck.
by Impavida23 January 21, 2024

by Coleman Lee March 14, 2015
