jeramiah

very short mild manered hobbit with a giant face mole no hair on head(both) tiny penis giant bush likes pall mall menthols and apple juice

i am not a jeramiah.

by whitehammer69 May 27, 2014

jeremy ha

An Asian boy who has an extremely tiny penis. His penis is so small that he can not even masturbate. When he looks down he does not see anything. He is very intelligent though.

I think Jeremy ha is very intelligent, but his dick is way too small for me.

by Jeremy ha January 21, 2017

Jeremy

The greatest guy you have ever met. He is stunningly handsome and knows how to put a smile on your face. He is perfection. It doesn't get any better than him. He is great in bed and everything else he does. He's a keeper. He will give anything to those he loves. Don't let him go.

Jeremy is so so hot.

by coolboi420 June 6, 2018

Jeremy

Undeniably the big, fat cunt that always thinks he is entitled to get everything and anything he wants.

Jeremy beat up a kid because he didn’t eat enough hot dogs

by CleetustheFeetus March 12, 2019

Jeremy

A Kid with a doorknob for a pee pee. This kid is a ugly ass mixed kid. He also like touching dogs dicks.

This kid Jeremy is a kid with a small dick.

by PussySlayerMike July 5, 2019

Jeremiah

Jeremiah is someone who you can trust at the beginning, but slowly shows his true colors as you guys start dating. At first, he was such a sweet person... Always texting first with the good morning and goodnight texts, always calling or face timing you every morning and night, giving you surprises all the time with candy and kisses, saying how much he cared about you, always holding your hand or goes out of his way to make you feel like a queen. It's all a dream that you found a someone who is amazing until you start dating him when all of a sudden he doesn't do half the things he did while you guys were talking. Then he starts lying to you and will not tell you the truth until you have to confront him yourself when one of your friends texted you. Then he lies about being with his sick grandma when he's actually hooking up with another girl.... The lies don't ever stop. If you know a jeremiah, then never trust him...

Jeremiah: Hey, so my friend asked me to bring someone to the drive-in but since you're not here I'll just stay home.
Alexia: Hey, Dang... I wish I was home because that would be so much fun!
Jeremiah: Yeah!! Miss you
Erin: \Hey girl, Jeremiah just texted me and asked me to go to the drive in movie with him...
Alexia: WHAT!!!?? Thank you for telling me girl!
Erin: OFC Girl.
Alexia: So you texted Erin, asking her to go to the drive in movie when you said that you weren't going because i wasn't home?
Jeremiah:Yes, I did and I texted 4 other girls but that's it.... I haven't seen her in a long time
Alexia: 4 GIRLS? So you lied to me and said you weren't going, then i get a text from erin saying you texted her and then you tell me you asked 4 other girls
Jeremiah: I'm sorry
Alexia: BLOCKED

by DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY!! October 1, 2020

Jeremiah

Jeremiah is the most unwanted person in this world, no one wants to be around him, he is heartless, and most people women try to avoid him.In conclusion he is a horrible person no likes.

Jeremiah: Hey!
Cason: Is that Jeremiah EWWWW.
Daylin: Yeah he such a horrible person.

by Thatoneguy670676 June 6, 2018