jersey nose

Rampant pollutants/filth/mold/other allergens in the air in New Jersey cause residents (and visitors of more than a year) to have constant allergies all year.
Oh you're sick in September? Bet it's just that Jersey Nose!
by purplemurple September 20, 2013
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Jersey Up

When a gang is getting ready for an all out war.
The act of being tough.
Getting ready for a fight.
The act of fighting.
Let's Jersey Up on my boss for being a douche.
by Gang Slang November 26, 2015
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Central Jersey

does not exist. it is only a fictional land that’s described in fairy tales. beware, whoever claims they’re from this place probably work for the bourgeoisie!
friend one: dude where’d the dog go?
friend two: central jersey.. last night
friend: HAHAHAHAAH omg bro im so sorry for your loss
by bonesmackthequeef July 30, 2019
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Jersey-Gayian

When a gay person from the "original jersey" goes kungfu on your ass.
Bob: Hi
Jersey-Gayian: Hey!
Bob: No Thanks
by Jersey-Gayian October 23, 2019
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Jersey Fuck

A sex move in which a male cums onto a female's hair, and said female uses the semen as gel to style her hair like Snookie.
"I was begging him to Jersey Fuck me"
by Jersey boy chad December 27, 2013
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Jersey Stoplight

Anything thats not actually a stop light that can stop your car. For example another car, a wall, a person etc.
Colin: Yo man i was almost a Jersey Stoplight.

Christian: Good god man you need to watch out when you cross the road.
by Gandalf the Giant February 11, 2011
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jersey job

When your getting hand job from a spray tanned person of the night, during which they use spray tan as a lubricant/massage oil while handling your personal bits.
I heard Old Whore Olga is giving out Jersey Jobs down by the boardwalk for watering cans.
by TheAdventuresOfDanAndPeter December 03, 2017
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