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jayden

the UGLIEST, FAGGOTIEST, STINKIEST name that you could come up with just bc you hate or didn't plan your child. no cause who tf actually thinks that is a good name. atp just name your kid a fucking slur because you obviously want them to get spat on or beaten the shit out of so you don't have to do it at home without wasting your energy.
this name just REAKS with FUCKING ICK. so if you want to call someone the nastiest name in the book, call them a jayden.

(only applies to nasty icky boys bc we love our female jaydens <3)
cherish: omg did you hear about that new kid that just pulled up. i heard they molests little kids in the lower grades..
iseul: omg that's disgusting! i bet their name is jayden!
*jayden walks up to iseul and cherish*
jayden: h-hi guys.. i'm jayden..
cherish: ew, get tf away! your breath smells like a fucking public bathroom stall..
iseul: i literally just saw flies come out of his mouth. *gag*
by petty4fun.hkjkljfhaha November 19, 2023
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Jayden is the most stunning person you’ll ever meet. they’re kind, funny, passionate, and talented. They’re always up for a good time and love laughing with friends. If you ever meet a Jayden, savor the happiness to follow
Jayden: Heyy!!
You: *falls in love*
by Mah_nam_e_jeff November 19, 2023
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The coolest middle name, not as cool as a first name
Guy 1: What’s his name?
Guy 2: Marcus Jayden Jordan

Guy 1: his middle names Jayden? He’s pretty cool
by Mymiddlenamesjayden November 19, 2023
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A fatass the makes the floorboads crack. His superpower is destroying his enrmys with his big stomack. He goes to tsms and Laila and Brian made this to shiw how much we hate you.
"At least your not as fat as Jayden"
by Tsms speaker December 21, 2023
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The most best boyfriend you'll ever have, he'll always make time for you and waste his sleep just to text you. He's always gonna be there for you. Basically all the time he's going through a hard time but he always manages to make everyone smile. He'll treat his girlfriend like a queen. Jayden is the most handsome pretty boy you'll ever lay your eyes on.
Jayden's girlfriend: "Guys i love my boyfriend so much, he's always there for me and cheers me up, and he's just so handsome."

The friends: "Oh what's his name?"

Jayden's girlfriend: "Jayden<3"
by HelloKittyLover021211 December 30, 2023
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jayden is a wanna be cool guy, he never pulls a go, he tries to find love like cmon ain’t no one want that cricket ass hair line.🦧 all jokes he’s gay !!!
boy 1: ew look a jayden

girl: omg he’s so ugly

boy 2: he’s gay he’s my lover…..
by ava hernandez 3 December 31, 2023
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Jayden is very dangerous because once you fall for him you can never get over him.
Besides that he is a very good friend and always puts your needs first. He is very very attractive and probably supports arsenal.
Cherish your Jayden.
“Who’s that guy you were just talking to, he looks nice?”

“Omg, that was Jayden, I think I’m in love!!”
by iloveoskar January 12, 2024
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